Lately I've been craving dog meat

I've been vegan for 6 years, but all of a sudden, I just started craving dog.

IK that we have Beyond Burgers now but they're just never the same.

My neighbors keep having barbecues every weekend with organic dog meat and it smells amazing. They told me that the dogs they eat get to roam around free for their whole lives and are slaughtered humanely. I'm not one of those militant vegans who harasses them with unfounded ethical concerns over their personal choice to eat dogs. I just live and let live, and boy life seems so much better when you can not only smell but eat the sizzling bugle burgers, delicious dachshund hot dogs, and juicy Rottweiler ribs.

For a while, my barbecuing neighbors were reluctant to show me where their dog meat comes from, out of fear that I'll trespass, spy, and vandalize the dog farming business as a vegan activist (good thing we have ag-gag laws to protect the farmers); but last weekend they finally told me about the operation network. The company is Elwood's Organic Dog, which is the only dog meat company left in the US because of a grandfather clause on the tyrannical US ban on the production, distribution, and sale of dog meat.

After seeing the website, I really don't think I can stay vegan for much longer. These people at Elwood's care so much more about their farm dogs than other farms care about their respective animals. They're not like the factory farms that harvest the other 99% of meat. Why would anyone, vegan or not, have an ethical problem with this?