28M - Why is it always Dante's Inferno and never Dante's sick dance moves?

Just to be clear; I don't actually know if Dante had sick dance moves but I choose to believe he'd set the dance floor on fire

I had the great fortune of having a long weekend. Which of course meant my co-worker wanted me to cover them so I work the same amount anyway. Really cutting into vibe to heavy metal so hard I forget I exist time. Currently putting off reading Moby Big White Whale (The actual word is censored.) Which I don't actually have to read but I feel like it's got to be a classic for a reason.

I am currently locked in my bosses basement. So if you need a captive audience I'm not going anywhere. Hit me with your best nonsense.