35[M4F], NC/Online, Looking for my favorite person to annoy

Hey there! I’ll try and keep this short and sweet.

I’m a 35M married plant scientist, originally from Europe and somehow ended up in the US. Perks you get with me include bad jokes and unlimited plant advice - maybe I can finally help keep your dying cactus alive.

Fun facts about me include: I’ve been to over 50 countries and speak 4 languages, can you guess two?

I’m looking for a genuine connection that slowly builds into something long term. The kind where we are 6 months in and have inside jokes, and share random pictures and thoughts of our day.

So don’t be shy, send me your worst joke or try and guess which languages I speak. I hope you’ll be my favorite person to annoy! ~