26 [M4F] After hours fun at my workplace?

A position just opened up for an "Under The Desk Assistant" at my company in Belltown. The right candidate has exceptional oral skills and customer service. Interviews will be held with the on the (blow)job training following shortly after.

Come distract me from my work with your mouth. The idea is so hot to me but obviously I don't want to lose my job so discretion is required. I often work overtime on the weekends alone so weekends are best but other days could be arranged. Can let you into the work parking garage so parking won't be an issue. Equal opportunity employer, open to all races and ages!