# A QUICK SUMMARY

"Ehh? Some dishwasher's lost its way? ...Oh, it's the Ice Queen. How you doing, cutting board? Like shit? I hope so!"

Thank you for your interest in my post! You'll have a good time with this one if you enjoy:

- Being coerced by a total LOSER into ~~getting what you really want from him~~ having to "submit" to a "real man" lmao can you imagine? this guy??? please haha come on be so for real haha
- Having ridiculously dramatic arguments in full view of the dining hall, complete with intense pointing and fist-shaking and curses upon bloodlines. You know, old married couple stuff
- Intersexual bitterness dialed up to 11 with very creative insults. the harsher the better tbh bring your best shots. If you're a bitter 4chan or crystalcafe regular I want YOU yes YOU
- Getting the submissive side dragged out of a dom kicking and screaming. What a tsun LOL so cute
- Anime, but in the 2005 Ghost Stories English dub or SAO Abridged kind of way

# CHARACTER & SETTING DETAILS

Hiro Heights is not a hero. Well, he thinks he is, but according to you, his most hated rival, he's about the furthest thing from one. Being of vaguely "who knows" descent he's about as generic as you can get. Black hair tied into a short scruffy ponytail in the back. Athletic. Charismatic when he's tipsy, but cocky all the time. Dark, kiiiinda shifty eyes that match his locks. Like five-foot-ten or eleven with solid shoulders and dexterous hands. A voice with a stupid, smarmy, lazy drawl when he's really feeling himself, which is also all the time. Rather twunky in the right lighting or an ikemen from other angles. He's got range. And crazy hung too duh but isn't every male lead atp? We should be past this by now. Perfect size, god cock, holy sword Excalibur, etc etc

Alright, I've extolled his virtues enough. The other shoe that's got to drop is he is completely, totally, way past delusional. His ego has practically left orbit at this point. A sharp tongue and a quick wit make him even harder to deflate, which could either be charming or infuriating. Hopefully for you, dear reader, it's both! Also, he is *horribly* misogynistic. I will be so for real I have not really watched JJK but he's like Naoya but horny. Okay? Okay. Also you're like that too, but for guys. Or at least with him you are.

"What, can't keep up with me? You too tired from lugging those tits around all day? Look, let me hold them f- *\*smack\**"

Look, at BattleCollege University, everyone trains with some form of weapon. Your friends mostly stuck with the basics. Swords. Axes. Lances. Firearms, magic tomes and bladed gauntlets. But this fucking guy just haaad to pick the katana. Oh yes - he's like *that*. Running around with an eyepatch or opaque glasses everywhere, spouting off about his 'destiny' to become the 'strongest in the universe', all of that. Everyone knows a katana wielder and they've ALWAYS got some screws loose. To make things even worse he's actually sort of *great* with his. Placing high in local campus tournaments, holding his own at both home and away mock battles, and always, ALWAYS telling people to throw hands, he's got that whole iaido thing down... Which of course fills him with a *monumental* amount of hot air. He calls himself the Thunder God. A chuunibyou with pride. Imagine that. He saunters to local tournaments from his car with like he's the dominator of the universe. God help us all.

"It's a wonder they trust you with that, you know (LOL) Should we hide in our dorms when it's that time of month for you??"

I'm not really stressing about any greater story at large here. People have weapons because it's cool and because it gives them an excuse to show up to places strapped. I care a lot more about the characters. Speaking of which... what kind of character are you? The only throughline in the female lead I'm really looking for this time around is someone who hates, hates, HATES Hiro. Just cannot fucking stand him. Other than that go nuts. I love seeing people's original characters! Are you icy and cold with a greatsword? Are you loud and obnoxious and brash with dual axes? Maybe occult and freaky and weird with a poison magic prism? Or a prim and preppy fencing-foil queen bee? Whatever dream gacha oc you've always wanted to make... now's your chance!

"Weeell, I suppose it's only natural that the Ice Queen would fall to someone as righteous and capable as me! ...Hey! You get that, foid?! You LOST!"

That's a typical boast from him when you guys get paired up for sparring and then he manages to win with some bullshit move you've never seen before. Then you call him a limp-dicked beta or something and tell him to go bust on a body pillow before vowing to wipe the goddamn floor with that stupid face next time. Ah, romance. To be young and in love! It's like everyone else can see it except you two, but you'll deny it to the ends of the Earth... What a shame. Look, there's passion there, and you know what they say about the opposite of love... it's not hate!

It's a generic modern fantasy battle academy webtoon setting where everyone's got a cool gimmick and weapon and small arguments are SUPER important, okay? Stupid summer movie conflicts like, dude, did you just push me, brah? Let's throw down toNIGHT bro! And then half of your Linear Algebra class shows up because they've got bets on who's gonna take it and three guys also use lances so they have to pull up for their man. Everyone runs into each other at part time jobs, parties, events, and dorm lobbies, all perfect places for a captive audience for your latest, HORRIBLY secondhand embarrassment inducing public blood feud. Bystanders are practically watching tennis with the way they keep snapping back and forth from you and him with every insult. Everyone thinks you two should get a room but god help them if they think you're touching any part of Hiro without gloves. But you will. A lot. And it will be a giant, horrible mistake you will regret the next morning. But don't worry! So will he.

# KINKS, RP INFO, AND OTHER STUFF


Kinks this time around include, but are not limited to: misogyny, misandry, rough sex, hatefucking, groping/manhandling, coercion, blackmail, reluctance, hidden sex, drunk sex, exhibitionism, punishment games, tsunderes, the works. I'm an open guy so if you've got some itch to scratch you can yap about it. Limits are hyper/vore/guro/scat etc yk yk yk. More details on my profile, as always. 

As a password how about... what does Hiro call himself? Let me know that and other information that's relevant for your character (ex: What weapon do they use? What are they like? What's their personal brand of hatred for our hero, Hiro?) References are appreciated but pick-a-refs are available if you'd like inspiration. 

Hope to hear from you (〜￣▽￣)〜

# THANK YOU

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