It's highly likely that Trump is calling Iran to ask if they can pay him directly now that Iran offers up to $40,000 reward to Middle East citizens who capture, kill US soldiers.

"John Barron will make that call"

"Prrrrriiiiiinggg"

"We know it's you Donald."

"No it's not."

"We have caller ID in Tehran too, numbnuts."

"Im not a numbnut... I mean Donald Trump isnt."