30 [M4F] #Conyers - Save me from the gays!

About an hour or so from posting this I was just leaving the grocery store and a guy who was loitering near the entrance waved me down to strike a conversation. First of all I could barely understand a word he was saying (either super drunk, high, or just that soft spoken) but I gathered he wanted to show me something on his phone. Turns out it was a nude of himself... 😬 my fault for deciding to entertain a stranger late at night. I mean I get it: slim body, clean shaven, long hair... I definitely fit the description of a cute guy, so APARENTLY if I want to avoid pinging off of random guys gaydars like a foghorn I need to find a helpful pussy to shove my dick in stat! Any takers? 👀

For the record this post is mostly in jest and to complain about an unsolicited dick pic irl. I actually do enjoy dressing up all cute and sexy, but, and this is particularly important to the guys I often confuse, I am the one who fucks; my hole is off limits.