26 [M4F] Mumbai - Searching for a Partner in Crime

WANTED BY:

A 26-year-old male from Mumbai. Last spotted juggling work, family, friends, and existential crises like a champ.

THE SUSPECT (aka me):

📏 Height: 5’8”

💪 Build: Bulky + Muscular + Currently Under Construction (Gym progress: 78% and rising)

🎭 Personality: Movie nerd, stand-up addict, professional overthinker, part-time philosopher, full-time human.

🎧 Music: Kendrick Lamar → Queen → Whatever matches today’s trauma level.

🍜 Food habits: Can fine-dine like royalty OR survive on 2AM Maggi like a feral grad student.

🛠️ Special Skills: Dad jokes, emotional intelligence, picking the perfect binge-watch, and giving TED talks nobody asked for.

💘 Mission: Find someone to annoy forever (with love and consent).

LOOKING FOR:

✨ A 22–28 year old woman who’s open-minded, caring, emotionally aware, and immune to sarcasm.

✨ Someone who values connection > filters and vibes > looks.

✨ Ambitious, whimsical, soft-hearted, or chaotic souls welcome.

REWARD FOR ASSISTANCE:

🍿 Movie marathons & food adventures

🤣 Unlimited laughter, silly banter & shared memes

🫶 Emotional support + safe space + loyalty

💍 Potential lifelong partnership (no refund policy, sorry)

IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS CASE:

📩 DM before I go back to watching rom-coms and pretending I’m fine 😔

!lock