42 [M4F] Looking for women with the biggest, heaviest, most ridiculous tits imaginable.

u/TechnicolorMerkin

I'm recently single but I'm not here to talk about my breakup or my feelings. I'm here because I have a primal need for the most exaggerated, cartoonishly oversized breasts this site has to offer. I'm looking for tits that rest on tables. Bra sizes that don't exist even in specialty shops. Tits that make people whisper "those can't be real" while you're just trying to do some shopping.

Things I want to hear about (but by no means an exhaustive list):

• your ruined / stretched tight tops
• ridiculous nicknames friends have given you
• how friends and strangers feel entitled to stare and comment
• how much more topheavy you are compared to your friends
• how you've been reduced to "the girl with the enormous tits"

I want the overdeveloped, the obscene, the genuinely inconvenient. Tits that are impossible to hide, no matter what you wear. If you've got a pair so stupidly huge, message me ASAP.