My parody of Kira's monologue

My name is Kento Nanami. I'm 27 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Kawasaki City, and I am not married. I was formerly a stockbroker, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I drink regularly. I'm in bed by 10 PM, but I never get enough sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of beer and doing about twenty minutes of reading before going to bed, I usually sleep until morning. Just like a salaryman, I wake up with fatigue and stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any lofty ideals or ambitions like saving the world or making lots of money because being a sorcerer is shit and work is shit. I chose the one I was slightly more suited for. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is all I can do. Even though I hate being a sorcerer, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.