So My Mom Watched The Movie With Me. Here's Some Quotes From Her After It

"The pirate wasn't even as black!"
"I don't enjoy life anymore"
"I thought we were going to have some mother-offspring bonding time"
"I'm never touching a wall again"
"If I were her [Mary], I would have just taken the knife and stabbed myself!"
"It's in my skin and I want it out"
"Yes! It gave me trauma!"
"Why are we even watching footage anyway? Who's finding it?"