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chuaster

You and your current clique of friends are now in the midst of the zombie apocalypse. Who is the first person you'd sacrifice to survive, and why?

Do you just not like them, are they not useful enough, do they have bad habits?

Posted Apr 13, 2014, 12:17 PM UTC

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Hookah_Hooker•

My brother, he is the weakest physically. We've talked on it, and both agree it would be for the best.

On the other hand, my partner has major health issues, which means we will have to raid hospitals on a regular basis, and even then he is likely to die way before myself.

I fear winding up by myself if it really did come to pass.

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chuasterOP•

and here i was... complaining about my partner who is petite, but eats more than i do :(

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ArtGoftheHunt•

Paul. I fucking hate Paul! My friends like him for some reason.

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chuasterOP•

yeah seems like theres always a 'Paul' in every clique... and nobody else seems to hate him or see what you see in him! its so frustrating... but don't worry, usually they'll catch on... then you get to tell everyone... "i fucking told you so! Paul was a dickbag."

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isacool14•

There is this one guy who is dick and just plain annoying. Not many people like him so it's not gonna be a big deal.

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River_Guardian•

We have designed an Apocalypse plan and everyone has their duties, though I am the one who will most likely die first due to my dependance on insulin, though lack of food and possibility of securing allot of diabetic supplies at first I could possibly survive 2-3 years. after that though more than likely I would be done.

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chuasterOP•

oh... im sorry to hear... are you a type 1 or type 2 diabetic?

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River_Guardian•

Type2 - insulin dependent, body doesn't like to process sugars. which the lack of food and all the running after an apocalyptic event might actually benefit me :)

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chuasterOP•

my dad has type 2 as well.... i have confiscated all the soft drinks from his fridge and i make sure he sticks to Coke zero and pepsi max instead... yeah! definitely with the zombies around, more cardio and less fast food would be good for everyone hehe :)

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River_Guardian•

That's great you watch over your dad! it's hard sometimes not to indulge in the foods we where accustomed to having. Our Kryptonite.

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Cheeseburger_Bandit•

The fat one

Obviously

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[deleted]•

I have no friends so... I guess I'm eating a bullet.

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irishmickguard•

Fish. He's the fattest. However he's the best cook so we might make the extra effort to save his ass.

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chuasterOP•

if he's a good cook... he's definitely worth saving lol

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