LoL such a nerd Xd
Posted Apr 19, 2014, 3:33 PM UTC
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...do you mean the Battle of Morannon? Because I'm pretty sure the elf death count of that was pretty fucking low.
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Maybe he is trying to say he knows some stuff about the Star Wars universe but not much
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Given that really only men and the eagles participated on Aragorn's side, I think he's trying to say "I know at least one thing about Star Wars." (and the thing he knows is obviously not the fact that "Star Wars" is two separate words.)
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Lol neeerrrd
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No, the battle of mordor. Duh. You're not a real nerrrrd.
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MorannIon is the Elven name for the Black Gates. Which is were the battle from the movie took place. Also, I assume the text is referencing the battle that took place on the step of Mount Doom when Elves and Men faced the armies of Mordor. Which in the movie is the very first scene of the first movie.
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.............. neeeeerrrrrrd
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Yeah, what a nerd, he probably has WiFi #nerdddd!
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He may have been referring to the battle in which Sauron was defeated. There were many elves there.
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Lol neeerrrd
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What side are we supposed to be cringing at? I feel like it's the guy on the left but the guy on the right is pretty cringe-y too.
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Both. We are cringing at the fact that the guy on the left exists to validate the guy on the rights pretensiousness. Like the small fish that eat the bacteria from a sharks mouth.
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The guy on the right could have his tongue firmly planted in his cheek though.
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That doesn't make sense. The only battle to "control" the ring was the war of the ring...and almost no elves died.
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But how did OP get this screenie?
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I see this alot on here where it doesnt make sense with how the op would get the picture. and i have no clue too. someone smart needs to explain this
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One of the kids in the conversation probably posted it online like "look how funny we are" kinda deal.
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"battle of mordor" - as a tolkien nerd, that phrase makes me cringe
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What he's trying to say is that he has almost no knowledge of Middle Earth, and very little knowledge of Star Wars, and a wifi connection that isn't working because he couldn't even Google it.
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Oh ouch. That hurt to read.
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There were no elves in the battle of Mordor (during the war of the ring at least)
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Wifi? What a nerd! I still use dial up.
Dial up? What a geek! I still use Morse Code.
Morse code? What a dork! I still use The Pony Express.
The Pony Express? What a dweeb! I still use falcons.
Falcons? What a square, I still use smoke to signal my friends.
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