awwwwyehmutherfurk•

Does he taste just like raisins?

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leedlebugOP•

With a stroke of his mane, he turns into a plane.

Seriously, though, don't try licking a cat. You'll get a mouthful of fur.

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awwwwyehmutherfurk•

I know. I used to bite my dog to exert dominance. SHe ahead a lot of fur, had cats that shed more. Can't imagine what it be like to lick a cat. Still remember the day I woke to ol' Puss-Cat standing on my chest, licking my face. Like tiny pits of sand paper rubbing you over and over.

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leedlebugOP•

My cat was a rescue who was separated from his mother a little too early. When he was little, he really sucked at cleaning himself, so we'd give him people-baths in the sink/tub. He quickly learned to accept that this was his people-mumma's way of showing him love/grooming.

When he's feeling extra affectionate, he'll return the favour after bathtime by "cleaning" our hands and feet with his tongue. The tongue is sandpapery, but the nibbling between toes is torture.

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awwwwyehmutherfurk•

So...much...aww...can't...handle.

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dr_spacelad•

I'd rather not ask how the lemonade is made.

That cat looks like it has seen some shit...

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leedlebugOP•

He was taking a nap in the sink and I surprised him with the camera flash :)

He's very good about lemonade. Little Tinkle Tiger taught himself to go pee in the toilet all by himself.

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AidenOtter•

Be careful when kissing cats as well. To be safe, only go for the ears (if your cat's a shorthair).

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COCKSUCKER4000•

But they lick you back if you do.

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n8bit•

Ooo that's diiirtyyy

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DentD•

SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY CAT

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OPDelivery_Service•

With a stroke of his mane, you get a face full of pain

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Sammguy•

Came here to day this, bravo Sir.

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leedlebugOP•

My poor kitty got his yearly shots and a microchip yesterday. He's been feeling sore and betrayed, so I decided to share some goofy cat pictures from happier days. Here's some more

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djb1034•

I may be in love with your cat. So cute!

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gypsiequeen•

my pup just got his balls chopped off and has to wander the hallways of our home in a cone, bumping into everything......

i feel your fur baby pain! :)

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WhitTheDish•

Poor little guy :(

My two cat's shots always seem to coincide with when I need to board them. I feel awful for just leaving them there and then, adding insult to injury, they also get their shots. I'm pretty sure my cats hate me quite a bit for that.

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Social_Construct•

When my cat got spayed she gave me the angriest completely stoned look I've ever see. She got over it, but it took like a month. She holds some serious grudges. Good luck with attempting to get back in his good graces. :P

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leedlebugOP•

He's still a little sore and fighting off a live rabies vaccine, but being allowed access to the outdoors again made him cheer up pretty quick.

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Snowleaf•

Ooh that's dirty!

(your cat is adorable)

Also, now I have that song stuck in my head...

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colbinator•

DO YOU THINK SO? ;) (me too... what an earworm!)

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So is that countertop!

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leedlebugOP•

Heh, thanks. We live in a pretty small apartment with shitty kitchen cabinets, but we have a huge and beautiful washroom :)

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gattofila•
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tom_rorow•
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gattofila•

I didn't know about this subreddit, thanks!

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tom_rorow•

No problem! My cat never goes near the sink though. He's an oddball, that one.

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yangar•

This is the fucking game changer.

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arbitraryarchivist•

Oh my god, I had no idea this was a thing.

I ... I must contribute.

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CryptoCardCanada•

give her a lick, ummm, she tastes just like raisins!

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Your cat does look amazing! In contrast, mine pooped on the rug today. I'm jealous.

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pikachudrunkbadass over here•

dat face. So cute!

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DrNotEscalator=^..^=•

Aww he's adorable :)

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coffee_jeong•

Holy shit! Your kitty is amazing!!!! I love gray cats!

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soy_sauce_sucks•

nice bathroom!

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googleismygod•

He looks just like my cat (er. my mom's cat, since I no longer live at home). Except my cat is literally twice his size because he's fat. Like, rotund waddling kind of fat.

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leedlebugOP•

This guy is too active to get fat.

He eat like a little piglet, but spends his days racing around the apartment, bursting through screen doors to catch squirrels, bouncing off the walls and leaping on top of the fridge to hunt us while we're cooking.

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googleismygod•

How old is he, out of curiosity? I have two adolescent cats now, about 9 months old, and they are little fireballs. I brought home a catnip toy yesterday and they were bouncing off of every surface in the apartment trying to see if they could get every part of their bodies touching the catnip toy at once.

We got ours when he was around 2 or so, from the shelter. He was frighteningly thin and bony, with a little crook in his tail. He was probably 8 pounds or so. Within two months of bringing him home, he'd ballooned to roughly his current weight, which last I checked was 19 pounds.

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leedlebugOP•

Neuron is almost 3 now. He's calmed down a lot in the past couple years, but he's still a very active cat.

We got him as a little 2lb feral kitten, the runt of the litter with an umbilical hernia. He and his 4 brothers were found in a warehouse that was slated for demolition, along with 30 (!) other kittens.

As soon as he wasn't shadowed by his bigger brothers, he got crazy active. For example, it took him all of a day to figure out he could travel around the apartment faster by bouncing off walls. He is now a lean but sturdy 10.5 lbs (hasn't changed since he was about 10 months old or so).

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I have the same breed as yours, it's a Korat, maybe not full blooded, but definitely has the characteristics. http://www.cfa.org/Breeds/BreedsKthruR/Korat.aspx

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leedlebugOP•

Funny you mention Korats. He looks enough like one that we thought he might be as a kitten, but his adult fur grew in double-layered. He meets all the other breed descriptors (including the ringed eyes changing colour, ringed tail and light stripes as a kitten, tipped fur, temperament, number of toes, etc), but that is a big one.

I guess it's possible (but pretty unlikely) that he is half-Korat. This little guy was found in an abandoned warehouse with 30 other kittens (feral cat colony den). Korats are rare enough, and expensive enough, that they're unlikely to be wandering around and interacting with feral cats. Far more likely he's just a regular ole domestic short hair that happens to have some Korat characteristics.

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youcant_sitwithus•

Someone please start photoshopping this cat into more pictures. That face is perfect.

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anillop•

I think your cat accidentally found your roommates acid.

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flippy77•

"accidentally"

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anillop•

I wanted to give the cat the benefit of the doubt.

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captainkaleb•

Looks crazy to me =)

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Aspeon•

That is one pretty kitty! He looks like a cat I used to have. That one was a sill, too :)

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tacomaprime•

Give it a lick, Mmmmmmm it tastes just like raisins!

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heartshapedpox•

He looks so STATRLED!

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SmashedBrotato•

The face of pure unadulterated fear was not at all what I was expecting.

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