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cabbit

The only thing I have to say to PAX staff right now... ;_;

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Posted May 14, 2014, 5:20 PM UTC

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ProfessorStein•

Day #1873: STILL NO PAX TICKETS

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sir_mrej•

PAXiens have devolved to cannibalism and worship of a new god, called Eff Five. The new god requires human sacrifice, and Professor Stein has been offered up.

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ProfessorStein•

Please no! I'm too young/beautiful/eggcellent to die!

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rahnawyn•

But the rest of us would be so happy! Do it for the greater good, Professor Stein.

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ProfessorStein•

F-Fine. MY BODY IS READY.

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rahnawyn•

As long as it doesn't make it to day #1874, I'm good. Sitting in front of my computer all day has given me some quality tv-marathoning time, though.

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ProfessorStein•

My sleep schedule is all fucked up because I can't easily reset it without missing a day. I've been up since like 6 PM last night and am exhausted. Please kill me.

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rahnawyn•

Oh, ouch. I've been sleeping perfectly normal hours but I had to cancel so many plans this week... and I rescheduled them all for next week so for the love of god can tickets just come out today so I don't have to keep rescheduling.

brb praying to the pax gods

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ProfessorStein•

If there is a pax god I'm going to punch him in the dick for subjecting my body to the rigors of unannounced sale times

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Mrs_Vad3r•

I am annoyed that i have spent the last 2 days inside, it is never this nice here and i want to go play, but PAX is more important.

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Ralat•

SAME. HERE. I hope it's Friday at the latest.

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codytranumENFORCER•

y u make post around 10am PST

don't you know some of us will have heart attacks from phone notifications

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cabbitOP•

;_; Sorry!

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conception•

I've never actually seen this music video before.

It's terrible. Remarkably so.

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Seahawkfan253•

I took all the wednesdays off in May to try and get tickets. I really hope they don't push it for tomorrow

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dotpan•

From the looks of it, you'll know in the next hour and a half.

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Might_Be_Behind_You•

Why hour and a half? You're making me nervous man lol

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dotpan•

The most common sales time is from 10-10:30 but the latest we've seen is 12 (all PDT). This means that in about an hour 12 PM PDT we'll be at the latest historic time tickets have gone on sale. It could go later, but if you think of the logistics, they have a team working on everything, the later in the day it gets, the less likely they'd want to start it (and keep a team around for).

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Might_Be_Behind_You•

Alright cool, so I can relax at like 12:30 xD thanks

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ProfessorStein•

... I don't suppose there's anyone trustworthy enough that I could give my cell # to in PM, and have them call me if tickets go on sale. Reddit please ;_;

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cabbitOP•

Just set up a Twitter account, link your cell phone, follow @Official_PAX, & turn on SMS notifications.

It'll automatically text you every time that account tweets.

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ProfessorStein•

How long is the delay on that, I have it set up right now.

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rahnawyn•

Depends. Last year the tweet went out a couple minutes after the tickets went live I think.

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ProfessorStein•

I meant more between the tweet going out and the text being sent.

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fightingsioux•

I set Twitter to send me notifications from myself and it was only about 2 seconds from when I hit tweet to when I got the text message. Might be different for Official_PAX though since they have a lot more subscribers.

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Ralat•

I certainly would if you don't do the above.

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wdlurker•

If the sale starts when I'm taking my AP test, I swear...

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Daruken•

Secretly, I'm sorry for everyone that is waiting but the longer it's delayed the better chance I have. No money til Friday = I hope it's next week :P

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