"Considered Harmful" considered harmful

Seriously. This phrase in every javascript article is getting asinine. I will no longer grace your articles with my presence if you use it. If you use it I will assume you are so early 2000s you are writing an article on how to use meta tags to refresh content on your page instead of using new fangled Ajax calls or are still using coffescript instead of discount - gas - station -mocha script like the professionals.

Posted May 21, 2014, 1:23 AM UTC

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nuclearqtip•

Wow. Such edge. So rebel.

Any more biting sarcasm you'd like to throw into the blogosphere?

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brtt3000•

Yes. We need it to burn away pretentious clickbait.

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html6devOP•

Something about tdd and use whatever works for you and Martin fowler. Thanks for asking!

What's really entertaining is I've seen talks from Ilya (author of the most recent considered harmful post) preaching the virtues of the very thing he know considers harmful. Oh what a world you damn computers.

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a-t-kFrontend Dev/140byt.es•

"Considered Harmful" is just a shorter catch phrase for "Think twice before doing that, this stuff has its catches".

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html6devOP•

I hope I'm capable of ascertaining that but you never know lol. In fact, I believe the first instance of "considered harmful" was Edgar Dijkstra on goto some 40 years ago. I desire a little more creativity in my titles.

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a-t-kFrontend Dev/140byt.es•

And that's great if it refers to the titles you write yourself. In those you read, well, cliché is cliché because it gets recognized and most titles today are written to generate clicks, alas.

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html6devOP•

Cliche considered cliche o_O

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brtt3000•

But soaked in pretentious sauce.

Who is doing the considering? Why do they write it as if there is a industry wide consensus?

Should be "I consider XYZ to be harmful" or "3 reasons why XYZ is less then optimal"

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a-t-kFrontend Dev/140byt.es•

As I said, it's meant to generate clicks, not to be reasonably solemn.

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stratoscope•

"'Considered Harmful' considered harmful" considered harmful

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html6devOP•

Dammit. I got really excited because I thought I was going to get to make some lame joke about escaping qoutes. You good little web developer you.

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stratoscope•

You can't escape!

And you can quote me on that.

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html6devOP•

Perfect

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ayanami_rei•

But considering things harmful is a valid activity. Many things may cause harm, even in JS articles. Especially in JS articles.

Think of the children. If we abstain from considering harmful things, our kids will grow up and think everything is completely harmless!

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html6devOP•

The next js article should be "developers considered harmful" (that's why we use the good parts).

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x-skeww•

Complaining about stupid little fads is completely pointless. It just adds noise. It doesn't accelerate their decay.

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