Doesn't have to be legitimate evolutionary flaws (though those are good too). It can also be mosquitos not causing itchy bites, talking monkeys, elephants with laser eyes to ward off poachers, etc.
Posted Jun 19, 2014, 12:43 AM UTC
Birds would not be able to sing before 8am on weekends
Mosquitos. I would fix them by not having them exist at all.
Which species, there are thousands of different kinds, and only a few of those are bothersome the humans and other animals. Yes that minority can be harmful for humans, but if history has taught us anything, intentional removal of a species can have unforeseen consequences.
Give chickens the ability to cook their eggs to all the varying egg types. So you can buy a hard-boiled chicken with out having to do the actual work.
That's a hop and a step away from fire breathing chickens. Self-cooking chickens.
I'd give cats the ability to feel compassion for other living creatures.
I think their casual indifference is part of why we love them. Humans want to try and win cats approval.
Give pandas the sex drive of rabbits.
Well, that would feed the Chinese.
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Frikkin.
The narwhal needs to be white with a long flow mane, have four legs, and breath air. In short, it needs to be a unicorn.
I notice you didn't mention anything about correcting their size.
Personally I'm fine with whale sized unicorns.
Size doesn't matter but it should be proportional to the horn.... wait, what are we talking about again?
Humans. We need to be sturdier and probably some claws or armor.
The ability to refine chocolate and bacon isn't enough for you? Gosh!
Ostriches could be able to fly. That always bothered me.
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Mosquitos, make them not like human blood
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Give wolverines regeneration powers lol
I'd fix moths to understand, and correctly act upon, the phrase "fuck off".
I'd fix gnats so they don't kamikaze into my mouth when I'm walking around.
My cat so she doesn't yowl and walk all over my head at 4:30 am.
Mosquitoes. Fix them so that they cannot transmit diseases.
If my dog is barking at something in the middle of the night and I say, what is it boy?
HE HAS TO FUCKING TELL ME.
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