Found: Russian(?) tortoise in Menomonee Falls
If you have lost a tortoise (I believe he's a Russian tortoise, but tortoises aren't my bailiwick) the Good Hope Rd area of Menomonee Falls, I have found him. Please email me with a photo of the lost animal if you would like him back. I'm asking for no finder's fee, and he's in good hands until you reclaim him.
If you abandoned this tortoise, there's a special circle of hell reserved for you. The tortoise would not survive a Wisconsin winter, and freezing a reptile is one of the most painful ways to die. If you abandoned this animal, you consigned him to die an agonizing and slow death.
Edit: This is a male Greek tortoise.
Posted Jul 13, 2014, 11:18 PM UTC · edited
You are a good person.