r/Kappa•
YellowKen

The SteamCo | Dieminion? BacardiJello rescues ex-EMP victims again

Posted Jul 15, 2014, 9:29 PM UTC

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Tampa_Bison•

Every body that leaves EMP getting saved by sponsors except me :(. I'm stripping on the pole in order to pay my way through college. Someone save me!

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doomrat•

You're not marketing yourself enough.

We remember you had get a hook-up from a friend to even get in EMP.

You got a hook-up from r/kappa after you left EMP.

Now you're asking for a hook-up for the third time.

TL;DR Do work, nigga.

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GZ_Dustin•

He is! Didn't you see his interview with me? Someone get this man a sponsor :D

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BacardiJello•

You were in a room full of product reps who were networking with people, did you talk to any of them? I said hi but you kind of shrugged me off :(

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IMadeKappaFamous•

Wow, Tampa Bison had his opponent dizzied, and completely whiffed the punishment as his opponent mashed out of the dizzy state unscathed. In other words, Tampa Bison fucked up!

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Tampa_Bison•

The Twitch party?

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wormed•

Show me a video of you stripping on a pole and I'll fucking sponsor you out of pocket. You will have to tag up as ( o )( o ) Tampa Bison though.

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theram232•

Kappa sponsorship has tainted you. Like a stray kitten abandoned by its mother

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pbmm1•

Strip moar

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antinomadic•

r/kappa will send you to VxG if you make a certain video involving a Chef Boyardee Ravioli can. We'll keep in touch.

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flammable•

Tampa_Bison x Triforce: filled with meat boogaloo

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MrKobayashi_•

Leaving EMP is one thing, marketing yourself, another.

If you want to get a sponsor, you need to have been putting in work for years like some of these cats, or do some serious work now. Your name doesn't mean shit, since you haven't been in the game long enough.

Get started.

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guardcrushspecial•

Ha yes because its others responsibility to make sure you can go to events from now on.

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[deleted]•

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craigkeller•

yo ullll you guys are dabes

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[deleted]•

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Crysalim•

I love this idea actually. I would totally buy their juices just to support crazy ass names (I love trying random new flavors).

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fornication•

they already have one "fgc flavor" with Moment 37 (named after Evo Moment #37) but i'd love to see what other flavors and names they come up with

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YellowKenOP•

You are the final boss of the Steam Co. right?

Please make Sanford remove 2012 International Caribbean Champion & 2013 International Canadian Champion from his twitter description.

It sounds retarded and I'm sure Triforce was the one who put it there.

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Taterade•

No you are, I placed an order the day Sanford joined the Steam Team

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LordScoffington•

I'll buy a vape set if you post a video of you holding a tranny porn mag and winking into the camera.

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BacardiJello•

How about a smiley face :) and a link to a tranny http://www.samarins.com/check/automatic_transmission.jpg

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wormed•

+1. Just did my order now. I want more Sanford Kelly! Also, I don't even vape but meh, maybe it'll help me chill out while playing SF4 so I can actually get better instead of ragequit.

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venom_god•

Yeah, son! I don't even vape but I got my brother a gift, can't not support these people!

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davidbonaduce•

Dieminion & Sanford under Steam Co would be so legit.

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YellowKenOP•

The person running @New_Challengers is the same person who made a generous offer to Sanford and recruited him to The SteamCo.

http://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/2aafxq/the_steam_co_willing_to_send_sanford_to_evo_under/cit2xom

SteamCo provides products that are popular with the FGC and now they want to give back by supporting even more players.

Hopefully Dieminion sees the light and leaves EMP for The Steam Co.

When Dieminion was in France, he had very close tourney sets with Evo Champ Luffy. Luffy beat Dieminion several times, but I think Dieminion beat him once too when he won that last tourney before he left France.

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CookieMonstarr•

Yoooooo steamco doing work in the fgc.

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Level-Three•

What if SteamCO, through legitimate business dealings, acquired EMP? What if this has all been an elaborate viral marketing campaign designed to make us believe that the Empire is falling when, in actuality, it is merely re-branding itself? What if Triforce orchestrated this all merely to get us to support his new business venture SteamCO and that is why they are picking up all these “ex” EMP members. What if Triforce is not the schmuck we all think he is, but a Machiavellian genius?

Think about it. /kappa

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craigkeller•

-_-

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theram232•

we need answers sir

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pbmm1•

It makes sense...only TriForce is too prideful to do anything like this. He'd take a slammed fightstick to the face before folding in any way.

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[deleted]•

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heartspains88•

SteamCo about to have an awesome team!

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r360r•

What if SteamCo is actually EMP with a different brand. Like how comcast tried to change it's name to "xfinity". Then option selected once people called their BS and said "Xfinity" was going to be their ISP branch.

Edit: I gave Triforce too much credit to come up with something that stupid

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GZ_Dustin•

I met BacardiJello at EVO, dude is legit - he introduced me to quite a few players and industry folks. Good on Dieminion if he gets in there.

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[deleted]•

this needs to happen.

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venom_god•

Benedict should stay in his lane and respect the FGC [] (/Kappa)

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Eg_taskforce•

who is benedict lolol

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Nicer_Chile•

STEAM CO AT NLBC , I CANT WAIT.

STEA CO VS PIE! LETS GO

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BigC23•

LOL of course FGC Jim Ross responded to that. Love that guy

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nusense949•

Triforce confirm that dieminon is leaving on the OBS

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UserUnknown2•

Yo my home state going ham

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