I always feel bad for that one little guy..
Posted Jul 21, 2014, 4:10 PM UTC
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Horny and afraid: A musical coming to a barnyard near you.
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Yeah, it sucks being the 37th wheel...
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The one horny cow who doesn't get to participate in the incestuous, pre-slaughter orgy...
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iktf
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The pig?
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The loner cow with no partners.
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That's my spirit animal
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I feel worse for the pig. As some comedian once said "Fun fact: cramped elevators smell different to midgets"
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At least the pig have a mate ^^
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dude, that's so deep...
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Just hit him and tell him love hurts sometimes.
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"Orgies are no fun when no one wants to do with you."
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Just an observation, but even when I have an even number of wheat, there is still always one cow with not mate.
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You can give animals wheat more than once, so if you're spam clicking you'll probably hit the same animals multiple times.
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Not anymore. Now you can only give wheat if they aren't in love mode. The reason isn't with the number of wheat, but with the number of cows: if there are an uneven number of cows, then there will be a cow with no mate.
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No, they fixed that bug. I'm still confused to why it is still (or something similar) is happening.
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It's okay. You bred them into a cramped pen only to have them watch everyone they ever knew or loved die by your blade before having it set upon them. This is nothing.
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That cow looks so sad without a fuckbuddy :(
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[Forever a-moo] (http://imgur.com/SXDncMM)
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One of us.
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so true
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What resource pack is this?
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faithful 32X
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Thanks.
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All BY MYYYYY SELF. Don't wanna be.
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My last cow auto-breeder specifically counted how many adult cows there were to ensure it was an even number before going on a breed-cycle.
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I always just give the cow a quick handjob and move on.
I use my sword.
Yep. Always kill the spare cow that doesn't have a lover to put him out of his misery.
wow...
It'd be cruel not to.
What???