I miss you all

Traveling across the country, hotel-hopping in Wyoming and working 7 day weeks has kept me from the things I really want to do.

I want to drive a monster truck over the car you just painted. I want to team up and kill 14 year olds with xxxxxxx's or swag references in their names. I want to race tractors down windy hills.

I want to golf.

Today is my first day off in 3 weeks. I will be on around 1pm MDT. Hope to see some of your beautiful faces.

Also, Wyoming is goddamn beautiful.