What happens if I add an anti-caking ingredient to a cake I'm baking?

Posted Aug 5, 2014, 1:50 PM UTC

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sestertiancertified expert on the number 2.5•

You'll get a pie.

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last-friday•

Don't do it! It'll cause an annihilation!

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IwannapeeonyouWatched House M.D.•

It'll destroy the universe.

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KyConair•

It's simple chemistry: 'anti-' is the English word equivalent to a negative sign, so

cake + anti-caking

Is more like

cake - caking

When we treat it like a math equation to solve it, we get this:

cake + anti-caking = anti-ing

The cake parts will vanish from existence (peacefully, unlike everyone saying there will be an explosion, there's no explosion in the equation) and you'll be left with the 'Anti-ing' substance.

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da_fuhje/r/TodayIBullshitted•

it should remove sugar molecules from the cake, making it more healthy. this is why many restaurants and stores use it in their diet cake

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DSTMute•

You'll create the Anti-cake, the biggest evil according to the cakeistian Church.

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ekolisApparently Triangle Man wins vs. Universe Man, too. Oops...•

The cake will be a lie.

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AKCheeseheadFucking magnets•

The matter that makes up your cake will cease to exist, breaking Newton's laws of motion. Who knows what will happen?

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