I tried the fineapple line....it went okay.

Posted Aug 16, 2014, 5:23 PM UTC

Posted Aug 16, 2014, 5:23 PM UTC
My go to line, it's worked literally every time I used it
lmfao
matt damon fan. abort! abort!
But...but he's a member of the Film Actor's Guild!
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I think it was pretty fahkin' great
My boy OP is wicked smaht!
Can't rape the willing.
I mean she's great and all but god damn that use of your instead of you're would just turn me off so fast.
That's probably why your single.
Compromising my desire for a person who has a basic understanding of elementary grammar to be with one is a totally misguided thing to do. Besides, I'm not single and I didn't have to stoop that low to be with someone ;)
I don't understand... Is it just because you switched f and p for pineapple? That's not even funny. I'm confused.
Pineapple is a fruit, he made a play on it by calling her fine and instead of pineapple he called her a fineapple. Called her good looking, idk some girls humor at cheesy lines.
For some tinder education, take a look at this thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/2dbexh/my_tinder_experience_heavily_influenced_by_reddit/
It went okay. I just got raped, that's all.