ihaverocketlegs•

"A player you can buy in 24 hours, believe me. That’s not a problem."

-Louis Van Gaal

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balfoursyournephew•

Ian Ayre, I take back anything negative I've ever thought or said about you, you are a God amongst men, and I would love the honour of being your anointed prophet.

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iHazzam•

Ian, if you are reading this, I love what you've done for us, but your son is still a douche...

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KopiteKing13•

Forgive me, but I must've missed this. What has his son done?

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iHazzam•

I was at school with him and he was an idiot, that's all :P

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KopiteKing13•

Oh okay haha. I thought he had some kid in-the-know who I hadn't heard of who'd done something stupid.

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RashAttack•

No believing,

Till I see leaning

Having said that, watch us tear through the BPL and Champions League, winning the quadruple and the Nobel prize for most stylish team ever

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x3lliot•

I'm away on holiday without wi-fi for ONE DAY.

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[deleted]•

Always how it happens. I was on Holiday when Torres left. No WiFi no word of the news. Getting back mid February I was very confused.

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KopiteKing13•

I say the following in the nicest way possible but is there any chance you can go away without wifi for a while longer? Cheers!

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TouchyJoFeely•

This past day has been a roller coaster of emotion and erections.. I really, really, really like this signing and I have complete and utter faith in Brendao

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megustaelgato•

Remy who?..

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WobsJack•

Fuck me.

1
IceVest•

Where do you live?

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rickdergs•

my god that was quick!

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thedroopy1•

that's what she said?

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eggleman•

It would be brilliant to have him for the Man City game.

1