r/bengals•
Coldmode

I dreamed that the Bengals were beating the Seahawks 100 - 0 in the Super Bowl

So, yeah.

From a Pats fan, that pretty much confirms that I'm terrified for Sunday night's game. See you guys there!

Posted Oct 2, 2014, 2:57 PM UTC

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guruchild12•

I'd settle for 63-0 vs the 49ers.

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Spartanobeana•

Meh, I don't really like odd numbers. Let's make it an even 70-0.

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[deleted]•

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Die-Bold18•

Sanu, Jones, Hill, Eifert, Gresham, and Sanzenbacher all catch a TD, Green catches two.

Take one TD away from Bernard, and give it to Burfict who recovers the fumble forced by Dunlap and Atkins destroying the QB at the same time and runs it back...lets say 60 yards.

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loch_43•

How many receptions, receiving yards and receiving TDs for Andy?

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DeathbatMaggot77•

All of them.

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FeroxCarnivore77•

Let's make it an even 70-0.

At halftime.

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etcetcetc0000•

If the Bengals beat the Niners in the Super Bowl this year, I will cry like a school girl.

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guruchild12•

I think we all will.

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LaughingAtIdiots14•

Imagine the sidebar bet.

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valveisgod29•

Damn, the implications! Did Baltimore and San Francisco have a sidebar bet?

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djtothemoney#Vag•

You New England fans need to stop being sweeties.

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[deleted]•

Oh yeah?? Well, uh, fuck you!

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Die-Bold18•

There you go!

Now get the fuck out of here and take your stale dynasty and camera with you.

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[deleted]•

aww... :(

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jprovoj2•

i thought this is all in fun... then you kicked me in the nuts :(

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Splaterpunk•

My wife is a patriots fan. I want to hate her for it but she is my wife so that's kinda hard. I'll settle for snarky comments for the game on Sunday.

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UKFAN3108•

Raise the stakes make a wager

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itstheimplication118•

Usually my dreams are the Bengals being beaten 100-0. Maybe one day I will be reconditioned and not feel super nervous all the time.

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Splaterpunk•

From the comments I read every week, your feelings are pretty normal.

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punchgroin55•

I had a dream a few weeks ago that I was playing left tackle as a high school player against an adult JJ Watt. It was a horrific nightmare.

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bigtaterman•

Idk how I feel about this. The Seahawks and Bengals are my favorite teams.

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NO_TOUCHING__lol•

I do love me some AJ Green.

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gallantfox•

Agreed. Can they end in a tie?

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djtothemoney#Vag•

You'll pick the right one my son.

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folderol•

Well whatever the case the Seahawks will never score 0 and their defense will never allow that many points. Safe to say that was just a dream. I'd love to see the Bengals vs Hawks in the SB but I would definitely not be rooting for the Bengals.

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[deleted]•

Am I the only one who wants us to go to the Super Bowl against the 49ers just so we can get some revenge for the last two times?

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CountGrasshopper•

Absolutely not. It's they only way they'll learn.

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folderol•

I wouldn't mind seeing you guys in the SB this year. I'm a Hawks fan so I don't want the 9ers in the SB but I'd love it if you had a chance to kick the shit out of them this year. Alas, no dice. You against the Broncos is going to be crucial in week 16.

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[deleted]•

Yeah the Broncos lead us a little in wins since 1968 but that doesn't mean we can't turn the tables. They're in The Jungle this year so I'm hoping for a win.

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VERYstuck1%•

If this happens, I'll buy you a new orange car of your choice.

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gingerbeef777•

Being a hawks fan, I'd rather see Peyton or the 49ers be beaten 1000-0

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uttermybiscuit14•

I had a dream last night that we lost by like 40 to the pats and went 4-12 to finish the season... I hope yours is closer to the truth for sure.

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LimeCrisis•

OP is gay.

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eyeseawhatudidthere11•

BOO THIS MAN!

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