LavastormSW•

It's called Etsy. Sell your damn bows on Etsy.

181
Loozerid•

Really 50$ pledge gets you 1 25 cent bow.

140
iaacp•

That's why you get the $100 pledge and get 3 $0.25 bows. It's a better value.

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songofrebellion•

Why didn't you say so?! I'll take a dozen!

33
mocisme•

Oh songofrebellion, you're becoming a crafty consumer!

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iaacp•

$20 gets you an honorable mention in credits.

What credits?!

122
bonne-chance•

Maybe they're preemptively producing a documentary about themselves?

Gotta have something to fight the jealous online haters.

46
fluteitup•

They obviously just went to other kickstart campaigns to see their options

4
Mcsmackabitch•

what a shitty dream

99
le_travie•

Thou should not mocketh the art of writing on $3 hair bows with sharpies. Tis a glorious talent.

50
SpeedyMcPapa•

A sharpie bow once saved my life

19
oh_no__notagain•

A Møøse once bit my sister

13
burnwhencaught•

What, was she carving her initials onto it or something?

6
login_2•

$3??? damn dude, where are you buying your hair bows, Gucci? these bad boys are clearly from the "10 items for $1 bin" at the dollarama

18
SirPremierViceroy•

You're being robbed, I can get you them for less than a penny each.

4
le_travie•

My word, well I've been cheated by Amazon.

4
Zachel•

HI, me and wife our trying to get her custom hair bow business off the ground.

Even the first sentence is a mess.

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strayclown•

They crashed even before that:

Custom Made to order Hair Bows for people that want to put there own style on their Hair Bow.

47
AlcoholicOpossum•

How do you get one their right but not the other?

21
fluteitup•

I find it interesting that they used both there and their in the possessive sense in the same sentence. The grammar hurts.

1
MN-•

There's that one where she drew a bow on a bow. Fuck this. No.

77
50s_Housewife•

That's the annoying fairy from that one game.

14
TheGrizzlyMan•

Navi, bro. Navi.

7
Paradox•

yvan eht niaj

5
50s_Housewife•

Yeah that one

1
oh_no__notagain•

Bowception.

8
MN-•

Right? Look closer...see what's on that bow on the bow? It's a fucking bow.

9
oh_no__notagain•

It's too bad the sharpie bleeds like a motherfucker or else she could have drawn a bow on that bow.

16
MN-•

No. That would clearly be taking this whole thing way too far.

5
totally_jawsome•

The sharpie freaking bleeds everywhere.

That's some basic shit

59
tiagor2•

this is so naive, it's sad.

47
Teeth_Paste•

Shits kawaii, bruh.

32
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vibrate•

They should go on Dragon's Den.

31
shorefire•

The bio is...interesting

We're a newly married loving couple. My wife Samantha has a dream to own her own custom bow business. I support and back her %200. I just cant do much to help her get going because of our tight financial situation. We thank every one for any help they can give.

23
DonteverBlink•

It also says he hasn't logged in since September 20th... That doesn't scream commitment to hair bows to me.

16
Cuntpuncher27•

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.

24
kai333•

Damn.... they're selling this crap to their poor family and friends.

18
flaminghotbutthole•

I want to see how these kids fare on Shark Tank.

18
BeerBaconBoobies•

I want to see how they fare in a shark tank.

17
fluteitup•

I would pay to watch thwt

2
Dadentum•

4 hours later and it's still at zero. Good. Fuck this.

17
Amadeus_IOM•

Pisstake, drunk or delusional....you choose.

16
Urosdj11•

How can you even... How... What... exhales

15
PizzaRegret•

Read the risks and challenges……Read the risks and challenges!!!

13
goddeadis•

Of course the absolute biggest risk is that they won't be able to keep up with demand. It's definitely not that they'll be listening to crickets in their lonely storefront and count the tumbleweed roll by.

15
pandawar1•

They're going to hire employees! That will do wonders for their tight financial situation.

3
avgudar•

lmao.

11
monsieur_le_mayor•

ayyy

9
test0•

this will never be funny

-6
ChampionshipRounds•

Meow

8
MyBodyIs•

How the fuck did this get approved? I edited and resubmitted my kickstarter 3 times before giving up and going to indiegogo. Kickstarter is such a fucking joke!

8