mfw I come back and there's only half an oreo left in the box I just opened an hour ago
Posted Oct 8, 2014, 4:18 PM UTC
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Half like vertical or horizontal?
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Like one wafer. Common occurrence in my house.
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Assuming I'm reading this correctly and someone else ate them . . . I would rather someone just eat all of them. Leaving one (or, worse, half of one) almost seems like an intentional slam. You trying to start something, cookie thief? Because we can go right here in the kitchen.
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Nobody wants to eat the last one in my house because then you're The Motherfucker Who Ate The Last Cookie and you really just have to live a life of shame until the next box of oreos.
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In my family, it was that way with milk. Someone would leave two teaspoons of milk left in the gallon so they could say, "See? I left you some milk for your cereal!"
Gee, thanks. I can have a thimble full of Cheerios for breakfast. Great.
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Who the fuck eats half an oreo?
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That would be grounds for a fight in my house. NOT OKAY!!
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As a guy I'm under the distinct impression that the moment something is opened there is a two hour window before it becomes deathly toxic so I must eat all the things. For some reason my girlfriend disagrees, am I incorrect?
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Half..? Just eat it then!
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Was it the cookie elves?