I been devouring souls but I am worried about carbs
Is there a good work out I could try aside from the usual leading the army into combat against the human peasants?
Posted Oct 9, 2014, 3:58 PM UTC
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Try to eat some low-carb souls, like those of newborn babies.
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Now that I can agree to, nothing like a fresh newborn.
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American souls generally have more carbs and fat; but French, Greek, and other souls who were raised on a Mediterranean diet are lower carb and more dense with Omega-6's and other good fats your "body" needs.
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I do 'Italian food'
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Carbs can cause problems when you're trying to watch your mass. I find that it's best to get rid of them entirely by just devouring them.
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LOL, fretting about carboniferous periods? Bro do you even rift? You New Gods know nothing of Our ways.
The insolence level of your peasants is going to spike every once in awhile. It's just simple theology. That's when it becomes necessary to open a dark portal leading to the nether, scorch their lands, burn their forests, and show them the "dinosaurs" you made with their children's bones, to crush their spirits like still warm embers of coal in your fist. Behold: your peasants are now diamonds.
(btw if you've never measured the insolence level of your peasants before, call the number which is now inhabiting their screams. Tyranny Medical ships my testing supplies right to the door of my extra-dimensional dungeon.)
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Souls are like taffy; you can never have enough.
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... you go to war with peasants? Why don't you just transdimensionally flabberwhomp them back into a state of submissiooNNnnHHHHHHHHHHH FSSLLIERRH SSLUUUUURURRRHGHHHHHHH SILFLFFERRRR SLLHHHHRRRHHHHGGHH
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Yot Morgon friend. You appear to have lost cohesion with this dimension.
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I could wipe them out of the dimensions with a single thought but there is nothing like the taste of fresh blood on the battlefield!
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If you upgrade to dos 3.1 you can funnel ur carbs into that
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Easy weight loss tip: Eat more Republicans!
But they taste so soiled!
Spoiled or just extremely ripe? Like a plant is a weed, that we just don't need, is a rotten barrel of apples, really just a ripe pile of assholes?