Archeage: Terrible and Terribly fun. You should come play with us terrible people.

For those who dont know, Archeage is a MMORPG (yes another one). We have a small guild that you should join....so we can do guild stuff.

For those who have not tried it here are a few reasons why you should.

1. ITS FREE! Yes i said free. Every cheap bastard loves free. "But everyone says its pay to win, i dont wanna play a crap game like that..." Shut up. It is but there is an EASY way around it. You can pay for an upgraded status that allows you to bypass the long queues (getting shorter everyday) and gives you added Labor points. Labor is the stat that lest you do things like chop trees, break rocks, make items and a whole bunch of other fun things. You can also gain this "patron" status by buying the subscription in game. It costs 2 items called apex. They are not terribly expensive. Within the first month you can get to a point where you no longer have to pay for the subscription with money, but can buy it in game. I can make enough money now to buy it in game with about 1 good day worth of work. Honestly I can now do it in about 4 hours. AAAAAAND I will show you how! How? log in and join to find out!

2. Being a bastard is not only a great way to play, its encouraged. If you are like dirtypaws and giggle like a schoolgirl at the thought of ruining someones day, you can do that in many many ways. You can be a pirate. Both in the figurative sense where you just steal things from people, or you can actually own a ship, find other ships, BLOW THEM APART WITH CANNONS, kill them, and take their shit. This is incredible satisfying, and oh so much fun.

3. "I dont like the mmo questing crap" GREAT! Neither do I. No one enjoys a grind. That is why this game has a great crafting system. You can make just about anything in this game. Houses, boats, cannons, farms, weapons, armor, Scuba gear, hanggliders, robots...yes robots... And here is the kicker. It all gives experiece. You can get to max level with out ever killing a mob. Seriously. You can be an auction house master, buying, crafting then selling items and make a fortune.

4. "I heard it was just WOW plus farmville" You go sit in the corner. There are farms, and you can grow items but it is much better than farmville. If you like relaxing farm plot mini games, by all means go for it. It is great profit and experiece. I/We will even help you find a land plot. Talk to me in game and I will come help.

5. "I only really like to pvp" Well do you like massive pvp clusterfucks? Do you like ship to ship naval combat? Do you like the ability to rape and harrass lower level players? GREAT! Come play. There are zones especially set for pvp. and Some that are PVP only all the time! For those little girls that are faint of heart, yes there are plenty of safe zones for people to not bother you.

SO now you terrible people have no excuse to not come play.

BUT WAIT THERE'S MOAR!!!!!

In order to help you on the fencers or timid peeps, For ever person that joins, I will give them a good chunk of starting money, help them find and start their own small farm plot, and be on call for "Come save me!" pvp big bro service.

The ones that play regularly want to get the guild up to the point where we can afford those big pvp ships and be pirates. We want to start bigger pvp groups and go ruin peoples day. We want to get a business system going so we can roll in more gold than we can use. But we need more people. Warm bodies.

Download the client. Join the server Aranzeb. Be either Firran or Hirani (kitty people or the asians). Join Guild......PROFIT.

Come be terrible with us in a terrible game.