What simple insult/comeback makes you the angriest when used over the internet?
Posted Oct 23, 2014, 1:07 PM UTC
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U MAD
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U MAD
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"Check your privilege"
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What about "Checkity-check your privilege?" Is that better?
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pleese leern too spel
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"Your retarded"
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"You're probably a hetero white cis male humankin shitlord"
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I'm glad this doesn't apply to me since I identify as Macrocystis pyriferakin.
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fennekin?
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Kelpkin is the politically correct term
(it was the strangest that came to my mind, hope I don't offend anyone really identifying as Kelpkin... oh wait, that's crazy)
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Sorry man mine was a pokemon reference. I identify as a pokemon
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I don't have a single insult that makes me angry. It's just when people are so hard-hearted that they won't listen to reason, or when they automatically assume that a comment is sarcastic or offensive even when it's not supposed to be. Rather than asking for clarification, they retort with nonsensical jabber and harsh words. We're all humans, we all have issues we're dealing with. Why make life hard for others? We all say things we don't mean, and sometimes we don't even know why we say the things we say. Why do we look for that fight?
That's what gets me angry.
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OP is planning to use these insults later down the road in a heated argument with a stranger online
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so true!
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fight me irl fagit
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Your retarded, use "their"
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*you're
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u mad
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"ez"
After an intense 60-minute game of League or DotA.
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Relax, geez. No need to get so upset. bitch I wasn't upset before, but I sure am now
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I don't know if it really counts as an insult, but pre-emptive/offensive gg's and out's just throw me into 100% full fucking tilt mode, instantly.
I know that's exactly what they want, but I can't help it. It kills me. It fucking kills me. My vision goes red and I just lose it.
Like, holy shit. I'm fuming just thinking about it.
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When someone says to me, "Your Mom's chest hair." GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME