Top Ten Signs Your Theory of the Case is Wrong
- Your post begins "I don't know if this has been posted already, but..." It has. I guarantee it.
- You can't spell Adnan. Adnon. Adman. Adnaseum.
- You can't spell Hae. Hai. Hey. Hello.
- Your title is ALL CAPS. WHY A T.V. WRITER'S OPINION MATTERS, AND WHY IT DOESN'T (PART 1 OF 7)
- You base your theory on what people didn't say. Adnan never told Sarah when he went to the bathroom that day. Don't you think he'd remember if he had been fasting? It's SUSPICIOUS! Non-criminals would poop!
- You started listening to the podcast yesterday. New listener, but I think I've just discovered something super-telling from that podcast you guys have been dissecting to death for weeks.
- You think it was a serial killer because the name of the show is 'Serial'. Coincidence? Not in public radio, dawg. That shiz is fact checked!
- You skimmed a few publicly-available court documents. Oh my god, Hae was pregnant because Adnan once wrote the word 'pregnant'!!!!
- You are certain Adnan is a psychopath. I can smell sociopathy and my sense of smell works through audio. Also, don't remove the tinfoil from my head.
- Or, finally... you are representing the State of Maryland in court. BOOM! Sick burn.
Posted Nov 6, 2014, 9:38 PM UTC
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