What is the funniest way to come out to your parents?
Posted Nov 12, 2014, 5:33 AM UTC
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"Mom, dad, I'm gay. Hahaha tricked you gay as in happy. Happy to have another man's dick in my ass. (✿◠‿<)~~"
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Fuck you same sex parent while maintaining eye contact with the opposite sex parent
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this. that is, this is the way to go if you happen to be insanity wolf.
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Everyone with a straight kid raise your hand-not so fast guys.
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Bake them a cake that says "I'm gay" on it.
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"Who's got two thumbs and is hated by god?"
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When leaving: "I'm bi! … I mean bye!"
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Seduce your mother or father. Once they go for the bait, be all, "LOLJK I'M GAY." Priceless.
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Fuck you SO in their bed while maintaining eye contact and asserting dominance
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Mom, Dad, your gay. Wait.... I fucked that up.