Factions

As is always the case in these things, certain communities of opinion have developed in this sub. In the interest of brevity and economy, I humbly propose the following titles for some of those groups:

• Jaysayers: Adnan did it, only the spine matters.

• Adnicts: Adnan is innocent and I'll smite any that doth protest.

• Adnostics: Adnan's guilt or innocence is ultimately unknowable. u/Thetalkingpie & u/gyik

• Adnonymous: a.k.a. Lurkers

• Jennetics: It was Jenn, obviously. u/crabfishcakes

• The Donner Party: Don did it and we eat people. u/bicyclopcycle

• Birthday Girls : But what about Stephanie? How come we haven't heard from Stephanie? u/mostpeoplearedjs

• Twofers: They both did it together. u/gyik

• Knolls : believes in third party theory/ third man on the grassy knoll u/sorrysofat

• Pingheads: What tower did the send to end ping the buttdial location?

• UDdites: Adnan is probably guilty but there wasn't enough evidence to convict him. u/partymuffell & u/Malort_without_irony

Please feel free to add factions and/or arbitrary stereotypes.

Edit: many, many times