Why is the cat always licking itself when it could be licking humans?

Posted Dec 19, 2014, 10:05 PM UTC

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GingerbreadmancanGerman Sheperd•

Because cats tongues are like sandpaper, our tongues are sloppy and floppy. Therefore, we're mans best friend.

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idontgetbacon•

They know they taste good. Go bite one and find out.

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thorium007•

Those claws man. Never again.

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Rezog99•

GONA DO IT

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thorium007•

Godspeed Rezdog99. RIP 12/21/2014

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Rezog99•

EVERYTHING HURTS. WHY AM I WEARING A FUNNEL I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG?!?!

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TheRocketDog•

They lick humans as well, but only occasionally as a treat.

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The_Sven•

My cat likes to clean my hand and gets upset when he's not allowed to. If I hold it away from his face he cries and scratches me.

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fxpstclvrst•

How did you get a cat to call you master? Every cat I've known has been in charge of me. I would never presume to even speak to a cat without getting permission first.

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danarbokGolden Retriever•

He has done it. He has made a cat join our side.

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