Masterlist of Slogans - They say A LOT of fake slogans on this show - let's list them!

In the vein of our Masterlists in this subreddit, how about this one?

• Vaginal Mesh - Nice try, Prolapse

• Pride Pads - Make every room your bathroom/Pride: Tener una alcantarilla privada en sus pantalones (Have a sewer in your pants)/Pride: the world is your toilet.

• It's all better in Wool

• Surge - suck it down

• Enormé: Make him chase the chunk (Don't use while menstruating)

• Kouchtown - sit down or get out of the way

• Kraft Singles: Made with milk, it's the cheese that won World War II – Don't ask how.

• Chattertons tastes so cool and mild, a treat for you and your unborn child!/If you've got scales instead of skin, pick up the phone, sue Chatterton's!

• Ahora con mas semen del toro!

• D'Fwine, Please D'Fwink Responsibly

• Feed me, Whoopi!

• Wade Boggs Carpet World! Wade Boggs Carpet World! Wade Boggs Carpet World! Wade Boggs Carpet World! Wade Boggs Carpet World!

• NBC. It's fresh!

• Sullivan Psychiatric - you'll drool over our crazy prices!

• It's my way, till pay day

• HAYUM & HAYUM

• NBC: the biggest loser network

• NBC: we have a magical horse now?

• NBC: We Peacock Comedy

• Florida: the penis of America

• The Tracy Jordan Meat Machine: Meat is the new bread!

• Bro Body Douche presents The Mancave: TV for your peen!

• I can't fit in a booth!

• Tracy Jordan: The Smallest Penis in Show Business

• You take hotdog, stuff with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza – you got Cheezy-Blasters

• The Tracy Jordan Meat Machine: мясо новый хлеб!

• Pajameralls - Pajameralways

• That's a Dealbreaker, Ladies!

• Well-guard: Guard your well, well

• The Dixie's callin' y'all, I reckon you should answer!

• Naturally fayyyyuncyyyy

• We are the Problem...Solvers

• You do the Meth!

• Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching. Enjoy these Satchel Paige brand tampons.

• YouFace - Who are you facing?