This classy betch
Posted Jan 6, 2015, 3:09 AM UTC
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She waddled right into that one..
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*slowly rolled in on a motorized scooter FTFY
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I hate this. I work at a store with these and one time there were so many fat people in the store on those that there wasn't any scooters left, and an old lady, like the ones that shake had to walk.
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My sister used to work at Wal-Mart and we are both shitlords, apparently so were the managers, but they used to keep 2 in the back so that shit like this doesnt happen.
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it's hard to watch, but remember: those shaky old ladies are getting excercize (physical exercise as well as practice) that they really do need, and those lardbeasts have less time on earth than the diligent old ladies do.
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That happened to me once when i worked as a janitor at Sam's Club. I took the lady's list, grabbed a cart and got everything she wanted. Even had to go back twice when i had gotten the wrong 'version' of items.
Totally worth it.
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my god...
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###OH. MY. GOD.
[QUICK! To the puppies!!!!....] (http://www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach)
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Accurate depiction: http://imgur.com/gGpJOAB
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Stepped right into the cut
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Kinda makes me wonder if this is real.
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Haraam = Impermissible/sinful.
Honestly, thats really nice of her, shes saving them from her. : P
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Impermissible
Little does she realise the double meaning of impermissible - not permitted ... and not possible to get past the rolls of fat.
but since she's obviously fucking deluded, it's likely that she'll interpret it as meaning she's such a curvy goddess, that she's tempting him with her sinful and wicked sexy time. shudder
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I've never heard the word "pork" used as anything but a pejorative descriptive of a person. Pretty sure she knows she got barbecued.
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well, there is also "to be porked" so yeah
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That is some Churchill response right there
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Full Churchill on her ass.
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REKT checklist
☐ Not REKT
☑ REKT
☑ REKTangle
☑ SHREKT
☑ REKT-it Ralph
☑ Total REKTall
☑ The Lord of the REKT
☑ The Usual SusREKTs
☑ North by NorthREKT
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☑ Once Upon a Time in the REKT
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I like this one better. It's been modified and improved with time:
[ ] Not told
[ ] Told
[X] TOLDASAURUS REX
[X] Cash4told.com
[X] No country for told men
[X] Knights of the told Republic
[X] ToldSpice
[x] The Elder Tolds IV: Oblivious
[x] Command & Conquer: Toldberian Sun
[x] GuiTold Hero: World Told
[X] Told King of Boletaria
[x] Countold Strike
[x] Unreal Toldament
[x] Stone-told Steve Austin
[X] Half Life 2: Episode Told
[x] World of Warcraft: Catoldclysm
[X] Roller Coaster Toldcoon
[x] Assassin's Creed: Tolderhood
[x] Battletolds
[x] S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shatold of Chernobyl
[X] Toldasauraus Rex 2: Electric Toldaloo
[x] Told of Duty 4: Modern Toldfare
[X] Pokemon Told and Silver
[x] The Legend of Eldorado : The Lost City of Told
[X] Rampage: Toldal Destruction
[x] Told Fortress Classic
[x] Toldman: Arkham Told
[X] The Good, The Bad, and The Told
[x] Super Mario SunTold
[x] Legend of Zelda: Toldacarnia of Time
[X] Toldstone creamery
[x] Mario Golf: Toldstool Tour
[X] Super Told Boy
[X] Left 4 Told
[X] Battoldfield: Bad Company 2
[x] Toldman Sachs
[X] Conker's Bad Fur Day: Live and Retolded
[x] Lead and Told: Gangs of the Wild West
[x] Portold 2
[x] Avatold: The Last Airbender
[X] Dragon Ball Z Toldkaichi Budokai
[x] Toldcraft II: Tolds of Toldberty
[x] Leo Toldstoy
[x] Metal Gear Toldid 3: Snake Eater
[X] 3D Dot Told Heroes
[x] J.R.R Toldkien's Lord of the Told
[x] Told you that ps3 has no games
[X] LitTOLD Big Planet
[x] Rome: Toldal War
[x] Gran Toldrismo 5
[x] Told Calibur 4
[x] Told Fortress 2
[x] Castlevania: RonTold of Blood
[x] Guilty Gear XX Accent Told
[x] Cyndaquil, Chicorita, and Toldodile
[x] was foretold
[x] demon's told
[x] http//:www.youtold.com
[x] Tolden Sun: Dark Dawn
[x] Tic-Tac-Told
[X] Biotold 2
[X] Toldbound
[x] icetold
[x] Told of the Rings
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You know, the list is definitely not long enough.
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I'm pretty sure there's one about 2 times longer, but I can't find it.
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12 Battletoads
2x2=Battletoad
5 Toads per Battle
Ah My Battletoad!
Batorutodu Shoujo (Battletoad Girl)
Battle+
Battle: The Last Toad
Battle Toad Alita
Battle Experiments Toad
Battle Genesis ToadLion ~get in the car!~
Battle in the Shell: Stand-alone Toad
Battle mae Yori Toadiro na
BATTLE Mongolian Chop Toad
Battle no mukou, Yakusoku no Toad
Battle Than Toad
Battle Toads 999
Battle wo Kakeru Toad
Battle, Toad-Sensei
Battle☆Toads
Battletoad Shippuuden
Battletoad Kikansetsu: Irohanihoheto
Battletoad no Miko
Battletoad X
Battletoadender
Battletoadless
Battletoads Be
Battletoads Daioh!
Battletoads NEXT
Battletoads ni Youkoso!
Battletoads no Yuuutsu
Battletoads Tenshi
Battletoads TRY
Battletoads Ultimate (и другие части)
BattleToadxephon
Battlewareru Toads
BTDS
BTO
Code Battle: Toads of the Rebellion
DN Toad
Battle Toad Z
Final Battle: Toads Within\
FLBT
Fullmetal Battletoad
Grave of the Battletoads
Great Battler Toadzuka
Hajime no Toad: The Battleing
Kareshi Battle no Toads
Kaze no Tani no Battletoads
Kenpuu Denki Battletoads
Kimagure Battle Toad
Kono Minikuku mo Battle Toads
Last Battletoad
Magical Lyrical Battletoads
Mahorotoad ~Automatic Battle~ и Mahorotoad: Motto Utsukushii Battle
My Neighbor Totoad
Night Shift Battletoads
Night Battletoad Genesis
One Battletoad
Prince Of Toads
School Toad: Ni Battle
Seikai no Battletoads I/II/III
Super Dimensional Battle Toad
Those Who Battle Toads
Toadhunter B (Bludlust)
Toadz
To-Ad-Oh
Toad Battle Gakuen Kenpucho Tou
Toad Moving Castle
Toad May Cry
Toad Captor Batora
Toad High School Battle Club
Toad no Sora, Battle no Natsu
Toad/stay battle
Toadball BT
Toads ga Battle-suru koro ni (aka “When Toads Battle”)
Toads ga Nozomu Battle
Toads wo Battle monotachi
Toad-sama ga Battle-suru
Yami to Battle to Toad no Tabibito
Yomigaeru Battle ~RESCUE TOADS~
xxxBATtLE
ΒΑΤΤΛΕΤΟΑΔΕΣ
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Great anime list.
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My favourite is One Battletoad. I can't seem to see Toad's Battle Adventure or Battletoad 21 though.
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Yami to Battle to Toad no Tabibito
i can barely fucking breathe, too damn funny.
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Toldosaurus Rex ? that doesn't make any sense
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Can I make suggestion to add? How about 'City Slickers 2: The Hunt for Curley's Told'?
Eh, Ehhhhh?
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Imperious Rekt!
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no Told and the Beautiful -4/10
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REKT checklist REKTlist
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Sounds like she got a REKTal exam.
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Please no. We don't need another Swamps of Dagobah story.
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liar.
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And of course Oedipus REKT!
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Dank meme brah
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I love the look of the checkboxes on mobile.
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The hunt for REKT october
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Some of those are alright. Some suck.
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☑ context.rekt()
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☑ The resurREKTion of Jesus Rekt.
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I'm stealing this.
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Its fine its not like we havent seen that before.
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I'm not on reddit all day so no I haven't seen it.
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Mashallah what a great comeback
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Inshallah she will see the error of her ways
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Kashallah there is a will
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Clue's in the title mate
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Seriously, you come to a sub called r/fatpeoplehate but then complain people are being mean to fat people.
You are either fat, or a very silly boy/girl.
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We don't care. Go preach somewhere else.
:-°
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Mos Def what's up man
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Guys, I found the peaceful Muslim!
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Bannu
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u don't sound very Ecstatic
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Stfu you fat cunt.
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Lmao well I'm slim but okkkk
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Lol jk
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Ooh! Pig got roasted!!!
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Burnt Pork!
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I would like very much to shake that guys hand. Then hug him. Hammy is probably squealing in anger.
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Man, if we could burn fatties like this more often we could solve the energy crisis
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They used to burn whale oil for power.. Why not the new age whales like this bitch?
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Dishonored is that you?
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Say what?
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In the game Dishonored whale oil is used to power everything
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Imagine the smell of the oil...eugh
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The smell of burning human is something you don't easily...forget.
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"Long pig." Never much cared for it.
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I've heard holocaust survivors talk of it..
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I look forward to a day when landwhales are endangered.
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well the japanese are shitlords and they also have almost no obesity whatsoever, so maybe...
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Too much energy, they've been known to start large fires at crematoriums.
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Oh man, I can just hear her squeal as she throws back her head and roars.
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implying her neck fat will allow that
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is that the hambeast version of seppuku
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They get so mad that their adipose brain cannot think of anything wittier.
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r/fatpeoplehate has 3119 upvotes. Everyone hates fat people why cant we just be open about it. Theres a reason kids stare. Its fucking unnatural. We are not meant to be that big
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But... That's the joke
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Well I did my part and bullied a fat kid at school. He killed himself but the fat decomposed in his grave so a job well done, I'd say.
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U wot m8
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Lol thats like dark bro
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I cut myself on the edge.
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Good job!
:-°
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WEOW
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Today I discovered my favorite Muslim
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This is already on r/all! Let's help our mods keep this place pork-free!
https://i.imgur.com/MNSUf9h.gif
:-°
Update: Post #2 and #5 right now.
https://i.imgur.com/4xwqCgK.png
:-°
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Why are u covering the names?
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It keeps people from going to these posts and participating. (Rule #1 & #4)
:-°
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That was a sick burn, but it wan't be heard or seen because of the fat blocking her sight and hearing. She probably thinks he is hitting on her. Just...don't respond....
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Shot into the marina trench.
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*marinara
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Words.
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Marinara
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Mariana's
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m'ariana
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M'ariana grande
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m'gentleFATFUCK
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Mariana
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Fuckin zing
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Bacon zinger
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Dont mention food in this sub. You'll attract the fatties.
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They can smell it
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LMFAO as a muslim I approve!
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Oh lord, I can feel it now. The word pork is very triggering because she hates to think of her fellow PIGkind being slaughtered!
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On that day pigkind received a grim reminder..
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Back to the allahu snackbar, porkchop.
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This comment will probably get lost because it's so late but I'm going to comment it anyway. That Twitter account is a well known troll, so the person who runs it isn't that girl in the picture. Sorry to ruin the fun :(
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I found this comment! It's not lost :D
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Still a damn good joke
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Huh I've seen that profile picture several times on this sub. Same troll fooling everyone?
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There are 5 pillars of Islam and I don't know if they're enough to hold her up.
OHHHH SHE GOT SERVED! AND NOT FOOD!
lightweigh alternative
What happened to that .gif? It was so silky smooth before. What have you done?
dont blame me, its copy pasta
This is the original gif which is straight from the video. Eventually someone looped and edited it into the one you're used to seeing.
Hey, what happened to that formerly perfectly looping gif?
Any idea what video this originated from?
He's not a rapper.
mayor of kenya, won over 10000000000 rap battles. supah hot fiyah
Somehow I had never taken the time to watch that before, it was pretty funny. Thanks for putting the link up!
The Internet.
I saw it in an AOL chat room in 96.
I broke the silence at work by laughing out loud (a real life "lol") now they are looking at me. I guess is time I got back to work.
Good job dad
That's just great, Dad gets fired over a fat joke, goes broke, our whole family starves, then all fat jokes are a sore subject from then on.
I do that all the time. I'm sure my coworkers think I'm crazy.
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What kind of crazy fool would think that?
At least you didn't fart
only problem is when the fat coworker waddles over and asks whats so funny
Holy shit you replied to a thread 5 months old.
Good job
Was drunk. Probably sorted the threads weird... awkward
Edit: socially awkward penguin... See you on the front page. I'll be thinking about this the rest of the day.
Every thread.
Anyway XD Lol redditor I bet you work in IT lmao
Who the fuck cares?
Those 4 people who upvoted me. Meanwhile, you got downvotes. Haha.
You're the most popular nobody, hooray for you son-of-a-cunt.
rekt
Bazinga!
Zimbabwe
Zimbabwe is full of shitlords! No fatties over there :)
Zimbabwe has an obesity rate of 6%
Swaziland has 50% females obese!
http://m.irinnews.org/report/63004/swaziland-obesity-in-times-of-hunger#.VKu0l3anwqd
Obesity is communicable from those who have suffered famine. See also Mexico.
Ramadan!
http://i.imgur.com/PElrbxJ.jpg
Laughed way too hard at this.
Not even one of those tits
r/unexpectedjihad
https://i.imgur.com/ZcOyzSE.gif
:-°
She's a load bearing wall.