Kanye West has just become ruler of the free world. What happens next?
Every country is now under his control, all citizens must obey. What changes?
Posted Jan 7, 2015, 9:47 AM UTC
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All mirrors are replaced with pictures of Kanye to increase morale!
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He drops a dope single. What the fuck else would happen?
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Paul McCartney's career prospects would skyrocket. There would cease to be churches in the wild.
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a wild church appeared
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gay fish marriage gets legalized world wide.
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Totally forgot about that.
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We'd all be in poverty while he says "let them eat cake" while staring at himself in the mirror
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Church of Yeezus & State are no longer separated.
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Developing creativity becomes fundamental at all levels of education. Everyone acknowledges him as a god.
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A golden statue is built of himself.
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He lets Taylor Swift finish
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I finished with Taylor Swift once.
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Did she write a song about it?
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World stops being free, suicide rates skyrocket.
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Massive amount of tax payers money was spent on the research of how Kim is not a hobbit.
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He makes us all go Northwest
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I kill myself
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Anthem becomes 600 percent shittier.
Instant insurrection.
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he gets assassinated
Definitely the first thing that popped in my mind
I'm sure people have tried and failed before