Probably satire, but something inside me hopes this is a real 12-year old, somewhere. (Music video of O.T. Genasis - CoCo)
Posted Jan 10, 2015, 12:38 PM UTC
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Kids like this must REALLY be craving the approval of the adult authority figures in their lives.
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Bitch you guessed it
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WOOOH
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You's right.
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Grah grah
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God that song is fantastic
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WOOOP WOOOP WOOOOP I GOT IT FOR THE LOLO
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yeppp
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Why do I see so many young conservatives nowadays? Do their parents brainwash them into hating Obama?
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Depends where they're from I suppose.
If you've been brought up in a white, middle-class, Middle America household it makes sense to not like Obama, and taxes, or anything.
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Hm, I am not American, not middle-class and had my defener-conservative phase. It was full of hate, self-hate, love and even more self-hate. Then I felt nothing for a while, hate came back and I learnt to love myself and the world. What a moron I was to kill myself while still alive.
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Kids nowadays are mainly the offspring of more conservative Gen-Xers who hated those Stupid Boomer Hippies growing up.
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Because Obama is really popular with the youths. So if you want to go against what's mainstream and popular, you hate Obama.
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Don't worry most of them end up rebelling against their parents as teenagers and turn into edgy-leftists for a little while.
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They turn into edgy libertarians like the front page of reddit. They're like conservatives that smell like weed.
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And are cool with gay people getting married as long as they can still make fun of them.
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Well yeah, anything to pwn fundies.
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Gay people gross me out but I don't give a shit if they get married to eachother.
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Libertarians are Republicans who like to smoke weed or Anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.
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shit he reminds me of me not that long ago :(
shit my first comment on this sub was talking shit about 2Chainz, but this subs response is why I like 2Chainz, why i'm not a shitty defener anymore
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Then having us pay taxes for their f*cking happy meals
There are so many things wrong but with that sentence.
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b-b-but, he got baking soda
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a-and he whips it through the glass
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HIT HIM WITH THE TREINTAOCHO
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bam
bam
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I don't think it's satire my boy. Noice find.
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Cause I'm sure the artists he listens to like le Beatles have never done any drug
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You know, because it's not like classic rock musicians ever used illegal substances or anything.
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You know what though, good. Let him believe drugs are stupid and those Music videos are not the lifestyle he wants.
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memecraft
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oh my god what
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A Minecraft player, a defener, and an armchair general all wrapped into one. I think we should lower the presidential requirement age to 12 so this prodigy can run the country.
That reminds me of a book I read when I was a kid about a 12yo boy who ran for president.
holy shit I know what book you're talking about
it's like this popular kid with the last name moon
and his nerdy best friend makes him run for president or something
at the end he wins, but he's a little bitch so he gives his position to another candidate
ooh there's also a sassy black woman who hates new presidents or something
Yeah, I remember it.
It (or maybe its sequel?) ended with him murdering Not!Saddam Hussein after beating him at a video game.
That's the book!
Even better, im pretty sure there was a sequel.