WKNDBOT, MIRANDIZE

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL GET YOU CALLED A FAGGOT.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO ASSIGN YOUR OWN FLAIR AND HAVE IT BY YOUR USERNAME AT ANY TIME. IF YOU CANNOT ASSIGN YOUR OWN FLAIR, FLAIR WILL BE APPOINTED TO YOU.

YOU CAN DECIDE AT ANY TIME TO STOP BEING SUCH A STUPID IDIOT.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND, YA DINGUS?

Basically, since they can't assign their own flair, this would be used to assign derogatory flair to trolls/idiots until they unretard themselves.

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