Update on the Airman who shaved his eyebrows

Let me start by saying I have no idea really how reddit works. I've used reddit twice: once about four months ago to look at links of gifs of Allison Brie for 2 to 3 minutes and yesterday when I created this account. If I post too much info please either ask me to delete and I will or just have the admins delete. I don't want to ruin this kids life or get him in trouble or anything. I won't share anything too specific but obviously there aren't too many kids who go to work with their eyebrows shaved off.

Like I said, I don't use reddit. One of my friends at another base posts (I think) on here quite often and told me you guys were looking for an update. Sorry I didn't write it yesterday but I tested for TSgt today and Amn Eyebrows was the last thing I wanted to think about.

Sorry for the long, rambling intro. Just be warned this story isn't really that exciting. I'm sure you've all met people like this kid.

Okay so the day SrA Eyebrows made his post here he also called into work about 20 minutes after he was supposed to be there saying his car wouldn't start. He is one of those people who is habitually late so this isn't unusual. He usually has unbelievable stories like he was "ironing his uniform" in the morning and left his iron on so he turned around to get it so that's why he was late or he got pulled over for speeding but the cop decided to give him a warning but not before giving him a stern talking to for the dangers of speeding.

Oh, did I forget to mention this kid also won SrA Below the Zone? And on top of that he was allowed to move out of he dorms early even though his supervisor said no. He basically got BTZ for being the sqd flag football star and taking a ONE college writing class.

So he's been out of the dorms for about 3 months at the time of the eyebrows getting shaved off. He has been late probably 3 times a week since moving off base so no one thinks much about him being late again. This time though an hour goes by and his supervisor calls him back clearly waking him up (he's about an hour and a half late at this point).

Supervisor: "I thought your neighbor was jumping your car? Where are you?" Amn Eyebrows:"ohh ummm well his car couldn't jump it so I'm waiting on AAA." Supervisor: "don't worry I'll come pick you up."

Now I'm pretty good friends with this kids supervisor so he drives out to his house and picks him up and drives him back to work. He still doesn't know his troop has no eyebrows because the kid has his sage watch cap on and pulled over his eyebrows. My friend does notice the strong smell of alcohol oozing out of the kids pores so proceeds to counsel him on drinking on school nights on the way back to work.

They get to work, it's about 1030 at this point, and SrA Eyebrows comes inside still wearing his fucking hat and starts grasping pieces of equipment and walking outside with them. The wearing of the hat indoors wasn't that out of the ordinary because this guy is a dirtbag and he was carrying shit outside so nobody tells him to take it off. Anyway, he comes to my station and grabs two pieces of equipment off my workstation and begins carrying them outside.

Me: "Whoa, where the fuck are you taking that, SrA Eyebrows?"
SrA Eyebrows: "Oh ummm to PMEL." Me: "What do you mean? This isn't due for two months and it's not your responsibility..."

He gives me the equipment back and then jumps in the truck and "goes off to PMEL" with a bunch of equipment, still wearing his hat and no one the wiser that he has no eyebrows. He's gone for 2 and a half hours. PMEL is like a 20 min thing, max. No one notices though because his supervisor was in a meeting and the rest of us are used to him never being at work. Eventually his supervisor does come back to work and starts asking where SrA Eyebrows is. Nobody has seen him of course so his supervisor calls him a and asks where he is and he gives some excuse and begrudgingly returns to work. He walks in and still has his hat on and sits at his desk. His supervisor makes him get up and marches him into the training room where I hear him begin to chew SrA Eyebrows ass. Through the door we hear: "AND TAKE OFF THAT STUPID FUCKING HAT TOO!!" "mumbles" "WHAT!?!" "Mumbles" "What?"

There is then a long period of silence and his supervisor walks out of the training room, past all of us at our stations, with the weirdest look on his face, not making eye contact with any of us. He walks right to his desk, sits down, puts his hands on his face and frustratingly picks up the phone and calls somebody.

He then gets back up, walks back towards the training room and looks and me while shaking his head. He walks into the training room and and comes out with SrA Eyebrows following behind him, head down, not wearing a hat with no eyebrows, and a completely half assed looking shaved head. They then leave the office and we all start asking each other like "what the fuck was that."

To make a long story short the his supervisor took the kid to the first shirt and the kid narc'd out all his friends. Rumor has it that his eyebrows were shaved for revenge because I guess several weeks before all this SrA Eyebrows had shaved off some of his pupes and superglued to one of the other guys face.

Anyway, they all get LORs, are threatened with other punitive measures, and I'm pretty sure had to go to ADAPT. Two weeks after all of this SrA Eyebrows gets in a fight at a bar off base and the Air Force decides it will be best to separate him. His last day at work was about two weeks ago.

Sorry this was so fucking long. My friend told me to write a long detailed post because you would like it. He also said I could just put a synopsis of it because some people just skip to the end so:

SYNOPSIS: Guy got an LOR, ADAPT, and is now separated for another alcohol related incident.

P.S. I almost forgot. The next week someone told us that he actually made a post on here looking for advice as to what to do. We all laughed at him of course and his sup told him to delete it but he couldn't remember his password so up it stayed.