MIT Researchers announce stunning breakthrough: DADJOKES ARE BANNED

#The banning of dadjokes and other pun-like substances

Mods^^1

#Abstract

• Dadjokes AKA "groaners" AKA what you would find on the frontpage of (the wonderful) r/dadjokes, are now banned.

Example: "If cases of Ebola are so dangerous, why don't they just package it in jars or cans?"

• Non-science submissions are banned.

Example: "Blah blah blah something about Cinnamon Toast Crunch where is the bit with the science?"

• There is a new, shiny list of forbidden terms in the sidebar. Grasp it to your bosom, imbibe its essence and welcome it into your soul before posting.

Example: "Hurr durr how much farts would a fart fart poop if trans fags basic bitches glass tastes like blood?"

This is a big change for the sub. Give it a shot and let us know what you think.

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^^1 Faculty of Powertripping, Mod Institute of Technology, Mom's basement.

Keywords: Dadjokes; Puns; spam-canned; Anti-fun; read the sidebar; r/shittyaskscience; blame _vargas_