god what i would give to have him wrap me softly in his tentacles while he sings me the lullabies of a thousand dying dome fossils and mutters the screams of an ancient people. god i would be in ecstasy.

Just hope it doesn't decide to roll in grass... or something.

[Happy Helix]
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/302/8/a/omanyte_by_clinkorz-d6sb4o0.png)

[Sad Helix](http://36.media.tumblr.com/ca4d5a9b28af943410dfb3399277db85/tumblr_mjgfd69qwp1rxldc4o1_500.jpg)

[Dancing Helix](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9qOThgYIBPs/hqdefault.jpg)

[Ashamed Helix](http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0714/pokemon-shaming-helix-cult.jpg)

[Sleeping Helix](http://askhelixfossil.com/img/fossil.png)

Y'all need a little bit of Helix in your life!