Are you a customer retention specialist? A receiving assistant manager? A client-facing transponster?
What would your job title be if it was based on what you spend the majority of your time doing?
Posted Feb 19, 2015, 11:44 AM UTC
Guy who tells people they can't mic themselves cause they'll fuck it.
I'm a sound engineer
I'm an environmental consultant.
Mine would be 'tells people places you can't dig'.
overpaid janitor... I'm really a brewer.
Makeup applier. I don't think I can really honestly be called an "artist".
Troubleshooter
I build and sell small server machines.
Moral and social deviant support and recharge custodian. People do the worst shit to themselves or others and I fix them up at the tax payers expense so they can go do it again. ED physician in the inner city.
Guy who points out how shit you are at your job.
I work in testing.
I pick things up and I put them down.
Warehouse Worker at a Contracting Company (Summer since I'm a student)
My official title is Art Goon. It was a joke that was put into my official HR paperwork by a team lead, thus all my company stuff including pay slips say 'art goon'.
It perfectly sums up what I do in the office.
A professional button pusher who also injects people with radiation.
equipment power cycler,(turn it off and on again) I work in IT
Trained lever monkey. (Locomotive engineer)
Amateur procrastinator and full-time learnerer.
Paperwork bitch boy.
Group Head of Looking Busy.
an expert at turning reddit posts and cracked.com articles into interesting, factual, intelligent radio programmes.
redditor
Hey! That's my job title!
I'd be a senior redditor, as evidenced by my salary and level of seniority in the company. And the fact I spend 90% of my working week on reddit.
I'd feel bad but I'm always asking for more work and never get it.
I have totally said the same thing too loads of times, In the shower, on the toilet, in my head.