Comedians of reddit, what is the deal with airline food anyway?

Apparently Seinfeld is looking to update his stand-up routine with the help of Reddit. Nice try Jerry!

You want cheap flights, you get cheap food.

I don't bitch that Motel 8 doesn't give me a cookie like Double Tree does... I just go, I check the bed and the hooker for parasites, and I try to enjoy the quality that $20 pays for in today's economy.

I once fisted two babies and used the dead bodies as boxing gloves to fend off the grieving parents

The change in air pressure affects your taste buds, and that's why you think it tastes worse.