The world's ugliest iOS app helps you memorize meaningless Buttcoin trivia. #NotaCult
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np.reddit.comPosted Mar 16, 2015, 5:12 AM UTC
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np.reddit.comCool! Will Bitcoin micro payments be included in some way as a reward?
I hope to add that in the future!
You can tell it's a great app when you're paying people to use it, and not the other way around.
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Apple Store guidelines will reject any app with direct "cash" rewards provided by any means other than through Apple, I believe.
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Didn't they allow a Bit coin one recently?
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That Abra be-you-own-ATM app seems to be iOS-only, but I presume they would have to submit lots of paperwork to prove they are a legit business. I wonder if Apple asked for a cut?
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Apple only takes a cut for digital goods bought in an app to be used in the app, generally (same with Google). There are a number of classes of things they don't take a cut on; I'd say this is one of them.
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He is giving them the gift of a boarding pass on Satoshi's Space Ship.
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Nothing screams "success" like desperation!
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Jesus... I just realized there will be college classes on this with the same quiz questions for grades...
Professor of Economics at Lunar University.
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professor of finance at Uranus university
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It's been so long since I have seen serious activity from AmericanSpergasus. Seeing him is like catching a glimpse of the majestic neckbeard yeti, but at a much shorter stature (manlet-yeti, I guess). Also, this yeti is dodging loan sharks because Butts haven't quite hit the prices he needed to keep payments up, and his yeti wife left him for another yeti that will adhere to a medication schedule.
Other than that, yes, very majestic
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They'll teach anything as an elective these days!
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Mobile apps that would be better as webpages for 200 please!
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It will improve greatly once blockchains are added.
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Yes but an app is decentralized, anyone can download and run it. Websites are a product of centralization, and therefore are basically Hitler. It's a well known fact that the government will do anything in its power to stop bitcoin from spreading, an app assures that everyone can learn about our glorious leader without statist interference.
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This app is basically the entrance exam for people wishing to board Satoshi's Space Ship. One must hold bitcoin and have a working knowledge of the Block Chain--after all anybody could simply gain 1 satoshi using u/changetip. It takes multiple readings of the White Paper before one is properly educated enough to survive on the Interstellar Comet.
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He clearly said he's still testing the code. He will fixup the UI later.
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Well, if you can do it, then you really should. Just like someone is going to get around to fixing the issues with Bitcoin Core pretty soon (colored coins and hard forks to fix throughput are right around the corner) I would like to impose on you the responsibility to take care of this initiative.
All great Captains of Industry know one of the most important skills is proper delegation. In this case, I am delegating the fixing of bitcoin's issues, the creation of educational tools, and of course all of my future wealth generation/Butt appreciation to others to keep my efficiency up.
I am a busy guy, basically I am more of an "ideas" man at the moment, and visionaries deserve to be rewarded. Use your telescope to look for me on the lunar surface sometime in early 2016!
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You are not someone.
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That is chapter 1 stuff in any learn iOS programming book.
Except for the alarming blue colour, which is chapter 1 in any graphics programming book from 1982 (it was part of the default IBM colour palate for their graphics adaptors for a long time).
Mmm... tasty cyan