"Muppet Show" sketches that never aired

Ok Kermit, you're going to feel a cold sensation as I reach for your prostate

Our special guest star tonight is George Carlin... Yaaaaay!!!

"Tonight, we will be airing a tribute to the 'Lord of the Rings!' Bring out the Ring Rats!"

"And now, I, Gonzo the Great, will demonstrate my love for this chicken."

"Baaaaawk?"

And our special guest star tonight is Trent Reznor from Nine Inch Nails! Yaaaay!!!!

Trent dedicates a song to Miss Piggy, while Miss Piggy dances, dressed in latex fetish wear. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ4S9ydkMG4

Welcome to pulp fozzie. Wakka-wakka motherfakka

"so, Miss Piggy, ready for the new bacon song...?

Bacon bacon, every morning bacon, where it comes from we don't care, all we want is bacon"

"And now the Swedish Chef will read to us the telegram from North Korea over the heated actions that have taken place this past few days"

Burshka hersh a beeeeg nuuuke incomiiiing bursh kursh