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[Vendor Review]GrandWizardsLair Banana

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Well since so many people have been asking about the best product from I thought I'd share my experience with the BEST FUCKING VENDOR ON AGORA!!! That's a little shilly I know, but I like these fucking things.

The price was 25 for 10x2mg (NO SHIPPING, AS IN FREE BITCHES)

He has a little dislaimer about the pills not being in the foil, so I thought ok no biggie. Guess what? Three fucking days later pack lands, 20 sealed clonotril 2's in factory foil! Well fuck me! This guy is one cool cat, lol.

Shipping : Dude shipped with in 1 min of me finalizing. I believe t too because they got here FAST.

Comms: No need, guy is a fucking GRANDWIZARD!

Now to the fun part. I've dabbled in some benzos and I drink lightly. I took a kpin ( so god damn good tasting), drank a beer (16oz), played some golf ( shitty round), drank another beer and then decided an hour later 2 kill half a BananaK.

After that I don't know what the fuck happened. Not a black out in a bad way, just a waking up like wtf happened. Anyway I slept naked on my couch, with the air on low in the winter, and I woke up with a chocolate poptart stuck to my back and in the seams of my leather couch.

I like this shit way more than xanax, and I have social anxiety like a motherfucker and these work way better, and taste better.

Just ordered more.

tl;dr u/grandwizardslair dont fuck around.

Posted Mar 20, 2015, 7:32 PM UTC · edited

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groovybrewski•

After that I don't know what the fuck happened. Not a black out in a bad way, just a waking up like wtf happened. Anyway I slept naked on my couch, with the air on low in the winter, and I woke up with a chocolate poptart stuck to my back and in the seams of my leather couch.

No, that is a blackout. At best that is a brownout. Do not combine alcohol and 3 mg of clonazepam that tastes like banana candy... because that seems like a perfect way to end up naked and confused, which appears to have occurred in your case.

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holecloudOP•

True, but to my credit, I do remember lying down ( I think.) But your totally right and from now on I won't even have beer in my house when I'm on that shit, low willpower and all............

EDIT: And I didn't want to make light of mixing the drugs, fucking bad idea. That is some sound advice, I could have passed out and hit my head on the toilet and drowned in it for all I know. Never again mixing. Thanks for the advice, make me think a little.

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SoulUndead•

Just to rub it in a lil, I once drank a beer after 3mg of xanax, blacked out, took more xanax and ate 4.5 grams of MDMA. The only memories I have of being under the influence was weighing out each dose and watching my stash go from 10 grams to 7 to 6...

Lots of things seem like good ideas in a black out. Please stick to that decision!

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TheStiffMister•

But you didn't eat 4.5 grams of MDMA though.

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SoulUndead•

I did

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needmyzoloft•

4.5 GRAMS? Jesus dude no offence or anything, but how are you not dead?

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SoulUndead•

The fact that I ate that much over a 16 hour period and took a shitton of xanax (total of 7mg no tolerance) before taking it might have something to do with it. I also got extremely lucky. Heard voices for days after, had brain zaps, couldn't sleep, saw people that weren't there, suffered volatile mood. I was in a very paranoid mindset and it lingered for almost two weeks. Worst part is I didn't even roll that much because of the xanax. I knew before being under the influence that xanax dampens a roll before even taking the MDMA, but I took it anyway. My judgment went straight out the window the moment I chugged 1 beer. I'm swearing off of xanax for recreational use. It isn't even all that "fun" imo but each to their own

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noonehear•

Where did poptart come from then?

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holecloudOP•

fucked up thing was, the poptart, chocolate fudge type, was smeared all over my back like shit (from rolling around on the couch, hopefully?) It was like fucking super glue getting it off my back, had to scrub the shit out of it, and my couch's white stitching is fucked. Not one bite taken out of it either, just opened and smeared all over my back. I had a poptart in my cabinet for months because a co worker gave it to me. I'm an adult so I don't usually have poptarts and shit coating my skin. Obviously over did it........can't argue with that

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jazzhonorface•

You're not the only one. I once woke up in the bathtub filled only an inch with water, fully clothed, and my laptop on the sink. When I plugged the laptop back in (it had died, obviously), firefox restored my tabs; which apparently revealed I had been searching for full body armor and pepperidge farm goldfish in bulk quantities.

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noonehear•

Well it could have been worse... you could have defecated yourself whilst sleeping and have a "shitty" couch.

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XanaxBaratheon•

XanaxBaratheon once bought 10 bars thinking it would last him a week. He woke up the next afternoon on the couch with two bars left, a melted pint of Ben and Jerry's in his lap, the usurper Joffrey on the throne, and no memory of the last 20 something hours.

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adfaasd•

How would you say one of these compares to a quad 2mg Xanax? GrandWizardsLair seems like a rad vendor and I almost want to order from him just because he makes me laugh almost every day on this subreddit. I just like Xanax so much and can get it locally I don't know why I would order any other Benzos.

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holecloudOP•

To me theses make me feel so much better than xanax. Xanax gets me too high and I start talking dumb shit. These last longer like half a day for me to not give a shit about small stuff, and these bad boys make me get shit done! Xanax always makes me tired as shit. I have xanax too, and I haven't fucked with them since I got the klonopin, and I just ordered 20 more for 50 bucks. It;s worth a try at 25 bucks for 10 or 30 if you don't FE.

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adfaasd•

Good to know. Sounds more like Diazepam (Valium) type high than Alprazolam. I like how hard the Xanax hits me but Valium is nice because it is a lot longer roll and I don't get nearly as loopy. I love to overwhelming high on Xanax but it also makes me lazy as fuck. I usually end up dabbing out and just waking up the next day with little memory of what happened.

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holecloudOP•

And they taste like runts, just fucking like them!

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groovybrewski•

Clonazepam is equipotent to alprazolam. 2 mg of clonazepam should be equivalent to 2 mg of alprazolam. It's more subtle than most benzodiazepines and isn't exceptionally recreational unless you don't have a tolerance. Sort of a tingly, minty, mild-euphoria compared to alprazolam.

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holecloudOP•

You're right about clonazepam not being that recreational, unless you're a fucking wired up anxiety riddled person, then it works all day, lol. Very recreational for me.

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adfaasd•

Would you compare the high to be more closely to Diazepam then? I have very very little benzo tolerance. 2 beers puts me at very tipsy almost drunk and a 2mg Xanax will straight up end my day. I enjoy the longer effects of Diazepam though, I feel relaxed for almost a whole day.

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lnsaf•

Not as clean as Diazepam, a little more recreational. Great all around. Not as slopp as xanax. A cool middle ground

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groovybrewski•

It's similar to diazepam, but the equipotency tables are inaccurate IMO. By the equivalency table, 40 mg of diazepam = 2 mg of clonazepam. I can safely say that is not the case.

Diazepam lasts longer than clonazepam and kicks in faster than Xanax. The half-life is longer so you will fade from "intoxicated" to "brownout" in a few hours on Valium compared to clonazepam. Diazepam also is moderately euphoric so you will have the urge to take more. Combined with the half-life, you're probably going to blackout.

Clonazepam is subtle. You won't even notice it until you develop a habit if you take it in therapeutic v. recreational doses.

If you have anxiety, the worst possible thing you can do is abuse benzodiazepines. Taking them as directed is still questionable, as it is a band-aid.

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noonehear•

I concur with the benzo abuse when you have anxiety issues. Been rx'ed the entire rainbow of benzo's in the past 10+ years but was concerned about my benzo intake... and now view them as "crutches". I've found that meditation and breathing excercises (including inhaling marijuana) help way more than a pill (and I ain't no damn hippy). Now RX'd hydroxyzine, an H1-antihistaminergic(?) and only take when needed (health issues and such have me on edge at points).

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adfaasd•

I am very aware of the dangers of abusing Benzos. I do not take them for anxiety it is purely recreational use. I limit my dosing to a max of about 2 times a month because I know myself to be an addictive person.

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WhereIsMyLSD•

Haven't tried any benzos, but I can tell u that GWL is an excellent vendor in every regard. Shipping times were good, as was stealth. Great communication too. When I ordered from them, I ordered methallylescaline (MAL), a mescaline RC analogue. It was my first experience with anything like mescaline. I've tried LSD, DMT, 25i and 25c in the past, and I must say, it was very good. Iirc the capsules had like ~30mg in them. It was 5 capsules for like $25-$30? I don't recall exactly what the price was. They also threw in a few pills as well. I'm almost certain they were ondanestron, which they were also selling at the time. Iirc it's an anti nausea pill. I didn't need it during the trip, but is was nice to know I had that in case I needed it.

I also smoked some weed on the trip, which made it even better. It was very enjoyable and overall a good time

Tl:dr- grand wizards lair is awesome! They also have a great sense of humor on reddit :)

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yeahmynameisbrian•

We all wish GrandWizardsLair sold our favorite drugs. I want him to sell me oxy.

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assnapken•

Yeah I second this review. I got 20 k-pins from the wizard and I couldn't be happier with the whole process.

I just put the first one under my tongue 10 minutes ago and the glow is kicking in already. I might have to stock up a bit on these.

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holecloudOP•

fuck yeah bro just stay away from the kitchen and beer..............

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blahblahblah54•

Seconded. I've made 3 orders of these little bad boys, my most recent order was a double order for 20 of them. Taste great, and basically melt away all of your worries.

Not to mention that Grand Wizard is an exemplary vendor.

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ThrowThatAwayAT•

jealous...

ordered 4days ago.. still waiting.

picked up a 20pk as well, hope they get here soon :D:D

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lnsaf•

Dude, that shit is bomb. Its like supercharged Klonopin. I take it daily from a prescription, and one of those hits way harder than two of my 1mg pills. And it Grand Wizard Lair's Bananas taste way better than the regular mint ones

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noonehear•

I've gotten banana flavored (Teva?) in the USofA that was RXed for a few months straight. Didn't even knew they flavored them on purpose haha.

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groovybrewski•

Regular ones taste like mint, so the banana flavoring is questionable, but delicious.

Making drugs taste like candy is a really dumb idea. I'm sure some Indian kid has eaten a blister pack or two of those and blacked out and raped a nun or burnt down his house.

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noonehear•

Or got raped by a nun....

I honestly did not even notice the taste as I was taking them as RX'ed and swallowed them immediately the one morning my water cup was empty and I was like WTF bananas... am I still asleep or something?

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holecloudOP•

Oh I guarantee it, just ask Brian Williams or Bill O'Really. The world is a crazy place, and you'd have to be one crazy motherfucker to make strong ass scripts taste like candy.

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lnsaf•

Teva makes minty green or white ones. I didnt know that these were ever made stateside. Thats pretty cool. I wish I was lucky enough to have known and actively seeked out a pharmacy that was dispensing them

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noonehear•

Well mine were Yellow... didn't pay attention to the Brand name. I should have a few lying around (and they were RX'ed so I know they were legit).

Woops quicky google led me to this: OBV CLEARNET... .http://images.rxlist.com/images/healthwise.1.0/medical/multum/clonazepam0.5mg832-tev.jpg and yes mine were the tiny 0.5mg kpins haha.

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