FlyinCarsVerified Shitlord•

16 is 30 in ham years.

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shitlady-gamer•

She's probably damaged her body so badly at this point, there's no saving it.

Probably went and bought a king size candy bar to console her from getting the truth.

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Quantum_Sounds•

Kinda like those crack addicts (Requiem for a Dream) where they HAVE to shoot up in the infected tracked up vein.

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cdizzle2•

They were H addicts

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BikertronLord Gobshite•

I never got why he kept fucking that arm up, and didn't use his other arm or a different vein or in between his toes like Amy Winehoise. So they're compelled to always reuse the hole?

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touchmydog•

Interesting fact. Hams are a lot like trees. Some of them grow to massive sizes living they're whole life cycle without moving. If you count the lines/stretch marks its a good indicator of age. And they're great for blocking the sun. Only difference, trees live longer and aren't fill with flubber. Seen it on Bill Nye

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privilegechecked85•

People like you

Always someone else's fault. Never their own

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Cardsfan1•

Encouraging people to be a healthy weight forces them to be an unhealthy weight. Duh?

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nevermind654Lean and Mean Shitlady•

"People like you" = people who point out she's fat? pointing out that a fat fuck is fat is what gives people eating disorders?

well, fuck me sideways. how come I've heard all my fucking life I'm a stick, a twig, just bones, childlike, need a meal etc... and nothing? where's my eating disorder?!

are those people so fucking weak they have to hide behind excuses and use actual disorders they don't have to justify their gluttony? this is beyond ugly. it's cowardice.

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privilegechecked85•

Well fuck me up the nose with a rubber hose. /s/ You must be dripping with privilege to have not gotten an eating disorder. People like you make me sick! /s/

'Muh conishuns. Disability cheque, now!' (They don't use the word please.)

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Ezekiel_Balderdash•

People who point out problems are the ones who cause the problems. That's basic logic!

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[deleted]•

I'll admit, I ate high octane garbage when I was growing up, but I also ran track and cross country, worked on my feet when I wasn't in school or at practice. I don't get how children are getting to be monsters so quickly, so young.

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shitlady-gamer•

I think parent's don't kick their kids outside anymore. I was really active during the summer too since my mom would get sick of seeing us in front of the TV or nintendo and kick our butts outside.

Sometimes we had to run around the house a certain amount of times before we could go inside.

I visit friends with kids and their butts are plastered on the couch or computer chair for the 2 or 3 hours I'm there - only moving to get more food to shovel in their maws.

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Pfundz•

Todays parents (especially if fat) are lazy and just let the pc/xbox/tv/ect babysit the kids all day so they have to put in 0 effort.

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CatLions•

While i agree I do think its wrong to blame shit like pcs and xbox's. Its straight up 100% the parents fault.

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PhillyShitLordPhilthy Shitlord - Sector 215•

What about those new laws that prevent patents from letting their kids go anywhere or do anything unsupervised?

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Pfundz•

Obviously.

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Hellshrine•

I'd wager it's because their parents are fat. They're feeding their children the same food they're eating, never exercising. Parents are molds for their children, and in this case really fucking big molds.

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Dick_Wienerpenis•

our options were stay inside and clean or go outside and do anything else, we most often chose the latter.

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Same, when I was a very small kid my parents would have to yell at us to come inside sooner, but then we moved and grew up and the opposite happened.

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ChilledPornVerified Shitlady•

My mom made a point to have very few entertainment based electronics in the house. We had her computer, my iPod, and then a TV with no reception, so we could only watch the ~25 DVDs we had. At the time I thought it was so stupid. Especially because my parents were divorced and my dad's house had tons of those fun little electronics that I loved. But after growing up and looking back I am really happy my mom raised me the way she did. When you're forced to come up with ways to entertain yourself it makes you think. It helps nurture creativity, and makes you do new things. There are so many amazing memories I have from childhood that I probably wouldn't have if she'd had a TV. Instead I'd probably just remember what channel Cartoon Network used to be on, and that would be pretty lame.

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990rektCan walk unassisted•

Same deal with food. I used to wish we are more fast food growing up. Now I'm out of the house and make my own meals I'm so thankful to my parents for good eating habits.

If you listen to the tastebuds of a six year old you are a spineless idiot.

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figuratively-stalinCommie Shitlady•

Same here except we didn't have a DVD player. I hated it growing up, but I'm so glad for it now. I probably wouldn't be interested in art or half as well read as I am, and those are things I value about myself a lot.

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DoctorFitLord•

I grew up very sedentary because my mom was terrified of the outside world and thought everything was a danger to me. She preferred to see me as an inactive skinnyfat who stays home playing Age of Empires for hours on end than being outside and in danger of being kidnapped or murdered or whatever other silly things mothers in slightly lower-middle class neighborhoods worry about happening to their 9-year-old boys.

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Crazy how back in the old country my parents would yell at me and other kids to not stay outside so much, and now we're doing the opposite.

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LoyalistaTeam Thigh Gap FTW•

It's summer vacation now where we live. My daughter goes to gymnastics and swimming classes, but nothing beats playing outside with other kids (until the street lights come on) to keep a young body fit and active.

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falafelbot•

Parents don't know the kids are fat. Apparently the society is just so incredibly fat now that we can't recognize a fat child.

Look at the "fat" kid from Stand By Me (1986)...no way that kid would be considered fat today. People would say he's normal weight. Hams would say he's skinny.

Hell, Wil Wheaton looks goddamn anorexic! Somebody give him a cheeseburger. ಠ_ಠ

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falafelbot•

Yeah that's another good one. Here is the 1971/2005 comparison for anyone who hasn't seen it.

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with_us_funny_cloudsSeñor Mierda•

That's a great one, should almost be its own post

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flabfighterFräulein Shitlord•

As a kid I could shovel food in my face all damn day and not gain a thing. However, I did sports all year round and my parents put a limit to the amount of screen time my siblings and I got and kicked us outside regularly to go play. Gotta thank my parents for that sometime.

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Molanlabe2•

I second that kids (and parents) have just become more lazy and sedentary. My mom made my ass go outside and stay outside and explore, play, and just be active in general until late in the evening. She refused to let us sit around all day and watch TV (we didn't have cable anyway) or play my Nintendo. She always had us kids playing soccer, attending camps, or other physical activities.

On top of all of that, she cooked every meal for us except for the rare once a month kids meal from McDonald's or somewhere.

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holy_crap1•

Oh god you just summarized my day. I actually just finished a double cheeseburger from P terrys (yes I got the bacon) yet I still weigh 120 because I run over 5 miles a day in track and XC

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[deleted]•

I trained for a marathon a couple years ago, and after I'd finish a 11, 12 or so mile run, I'd fucking wreck some food. I thought running 30+ miles a week for months on end would leave me rail thin, but I ended up gaining 10 or so lbs because it made my appetite a roaring fire.

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FlashFlairVerified Shitlady•

"Just leave. Shut up."

Oh noes, it's been triggured.

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I'm an open minded, confident, brave, accepting person, now shut up and leave!

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tis-a-throwawayVerified Shitlady•

I mean, depending on the girls height, 160 can be like 5-10 lb overweight not 30-40. Still not gonna look good though.

Also, what is the obsession with Starbucks? From what I understand it's mediocre and over priced >.<

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CaloricDeficitOPVerified Shitlady•

You're right, my perception of what's 'overweight' for a female is a little lower than most perhaps because I'm really short.

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tis-a-throwawayVerified Shitlady•

I can understand that. I was 5'4" until I received hormone therapy, now I'm 5'7" but the idea of being anywhere near 140-150 terrifies me because of my previous shortness. It's hard to change perception.

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You received hormone therapy at that height? Why?

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tis-a-throwawayVerified Shitlady•

Hadn't gone through puberty. Had radiation treatments to my pelvic area, mucked up a lot.

According to the endocrinologist(?) I could have been 5'10" if not for the radiation.

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shelookslikepron•

Yeah, at my height 160 would be "normal" on the BMI scale! But I doubt this girl is 5'9...

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catnation•

Yea that was my first thought - at 5'11 normal starts at 174 for me, so 160 is well into the normal range, though not quite in the middle, as the low end is around 132.

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Felixer86•

The obsession with Starbucks is that they essentially make hugely unhealthy milkshakes and then put a splash of coffee in at the end. But it's still marketed as coffee, so fatties don't feel guilty for drinking it.

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eriefph•

Yep. I weigh 158, but I'm 6'2. Perfectly healthy weight for some girls.

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hockey-bitchAustralian Shitlady•

I grew up in a city that runs on espresso. People here would literally be out killing each other in the streets if our supply were to run out. Around 95% of the coffee is served from independent coffee shops, and the other 5% is McDonalds.

There are only 6 Starbucks stores in my city, and I work at one. The first time I tried the coffee, I thought it was burnt. Now I realise that we have to cover up the taste of the awfulness with a ton of cream and sugar, or else people will realise how shitty it truly is (locals already know this, but tourists and immigrants don't.)

I feel like a disgrace every time I serve someone a cup of muck that they payed $5.50 AUD for. Feels bad man.

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istlion•

I mean, depending on the girls height, 160 can be like 5-10 lb overweight not 30-40. Still not gonna look good though.

Bingo if a chick is like 5'7 and she's 160. She's like 10-15 over not 30-40

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workedog•

5'7" 159 is a 24.9 BMI, which is normal weight range. Depending on a girl's body type that's the kind of "curvy" we only hear about in ancient legends and whispers.

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alixxlove•

But it's most likely kinda lumpy.

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workedog•

Sure, but it ain't fat so I'll give the benefit of the doubt.

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AnichulaSeñorita de Mierda•

Ughhhh, I can't STAND it when hammies are incapable of at least using the proper grammar to talk their delusions. I've counted at least four errors in other posts here in the last 10 minutes. It kills me!

/rant

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TyphlosionIsMyWaifu•

Yep. Poor physical health pretty much always goes hand in hand with poor literacy, poor hygiene, and poor etiquette.

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KaytJay•

'Eating disorder'. What kind of eating disorder lets you be 40 lbs over weight?

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SurfinSeaOtterMain Account Shitlord•

Eating too much

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ballzntingzVerified Shitlord•

Binge Eating Disorder. Honestly, I think it should be treated like anorexia. If you're rapidly gaining weight and constantly binging there should be medical intervention.

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JellyfishpuffVerified Shitlord•

It is starting to get treatment and was just included in the latest edition of the DSM. Problem? Stastically only 0.5% OF THE POPULATION suffers from it. If we say another 0.5% counts for any other medical condition that makes you fat as fu, that means like, 59% of the population is overweight/obese for NO GOOD FUCKING REASON.

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shitladyofthehouseVerified Shitlady•

Is that .5% of the population that has been diagnosed? Because there are probably a ton of people who binge regularly and just think it's normal because they've always done it, and they'd never guess they actually have an eating disorder.

Additionally there are probably some people who don't meet all the criteria to be diagnosed but still binge eat. I used to binge and probably could've gained some weight if I didn't compensate for it. And if I was never educated on what binging was, it probably wouldn't have scared me so much. I can imagine that's the case with a good amount of hams.

The reason I ask is I just don't see how people can get so big if they stop eating when they're satisfied. Yeah if you only eat shit that doesn't fill you up efficiently, you'll become overweight, but morbidly obese? I just can't fathom how you can get that big without binging on the regular.

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ShirrapikachuBroccoli master race•

I highly doubt most obese people have BED. BED, like anorexia and bulimia are mostly a mental disorder. These people are usually just unable to control themselves and at unwilling to learn portion control and be healthy.

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bryanrobhShitlordin' For Life!!!•

I looked up this binge eating disorder and they cure was to stop eating so much. Sounds right to me.

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GranPappyHitler•

imalazyfuxia? I hear it's really making the rounds.

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flabfighterFräulein Shitlord•

It's become a real epidemic at my uni. Thank god for my daily dose of disclipinaRx which keeps me from catching it.

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insecureanorexicslutAn Insecure Anorexic Slut. Obviously.•

She's got two years before I can stop blaming her obviously fatass parents and start blaming her.

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clockworkgirl21Shit Duchesses Against Sustenance Abuse•

16-year-olds are able to make good eating choices if they want.

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hockey-bitchAustralian Shitlady•

When I was 16, I was preparing my own breakfast, my lunch, any snacks, and occasionally my dinner. Saying that 16 year olds have no free will is a crock of shit IMHO.

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Blood_Knight•

If you're 16 you can get a job if the want to, if they are old enough to work they should be old enough to take care of themselves.

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DoctorFitLord•

By age 16 you can expect them to at least acknowledge that they're fat and that they have the means to halt their weight gain. I was squishy and had boy boobs until I was 15 when I finally had enough and realized what had to be done. I stopped drinking soda, I quit viewing all-you-can-eat buffets as a challenge, and I hit the gym. I was a stupid cardiobunny/curlbro combo until I actually read up, but holy shit I did something. I lost the boy tits and realized that my body was within my control if I put the effort in, and it was fucking worth it. If my 15 year old self can realize that I was delusional for pretending that chub-rub was just a problem everyone had and that I had to fucking do something about it, so can this 16-year-girl.

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DoctorFitLord•

Holy shit, I really fucking hate it when hams bring up eating disorders to try and deflect criticism. No one is going to give you credit for not being anorexic. Only a tiny fraction of the current population is actually dangerously underweight, it's not a concern for almost anyone. Even if it was, you can't just deflect it by saying "Oh, well at least it's better than having an eating disorder, tee hee!", because guess what hammy? 100% of obese people have eating disorders. Binge eating doesn't magically become bad for you only when you vomit it out, it's still destructive, and even if you're a "slow burn" and don't binge, your inability to identify and manage the consequences of over eating indicates that you have a bad relationship with food.

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CaloricDeficitOPVerified Shitlady•

Yes, let the hate flow.

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HowieCameUngluedVerified Shitlord•

Maybe we should worry less about the eating disorders that affect 1-4% of the population and more about the one that affects 70% of the population.

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bryanrobhShitlordin' For Life!!!•

The fatlogic starts so young doesnt it?

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Fetus_BaconVerified Shitlady•

"You being mean is just gonna keep me doing what I've always done, but now I get to blame you for it."

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bryce1242•

Im all for hating hams of every variety and yikyak is supposed to be 18+ but should we have a no minors rule like r/cringepics ?

Anti bullying brigades and shit can fuck a mother

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CaloricDeficitOPVerified Shitlady•

I figured since the post has no verifying info or picture it's probably alright. But if the mods don't like it they can do what they do.

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[deleted]•

Aren't we against under 18 bashing here? The girl is 16 I'm not comfortable with this.

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they are the fucking worst.

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istlion•

These are the same cows that crush it in the dining hall with the all you can eat. Eating like freaking toddlers loading up on Chicken Cosmos and pounds of mayo

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