SurfinSeaOtterMain Account Shitlord•

I reached up and tried to peel the band-aid off my monitor

乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ

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TheShitlordCometh•

Even if it were possible, why would you want to do that?

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SurfinSeaOtterMain Account Shitlord•

Reflex... I glanced over at my cat who was going to town on the sofa right after I clicked, looked back and saw the band-aid :P

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ColRustyShacklefordVerified Shitlord•

Science!

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x-rainyfrau shitlady•

/pinches your cheek

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cdale_evo•

I used to really like girls with snake bite piercings, but I can't even recall the last time I saw it on a non fatty. They ruin everything.

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Crimin•

Really talk. The scene is ham central, Mosh Pits are now called Nosh Pits.

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Ichabod_Crane_Kill the boy and let the Shitlord be born•

Learned a new word today. Nosh, nosh, nosh.

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onederful•

is that the sound of sloshing fat?

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Crimin•

Nosh is slang for food/eating. I vaguely remember Frank from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia using it. However, I totally support using the word Nosh to describe sloshing fat.

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skinnytrollop•

The sad thing is, a lot of people will compliment her because they feel sorry for her, not because they mean it. Then she'll keep doing the same thing over and over again.

There is a disgusting mountain of lard (admits to being 365 lbs, so she's probably at least 400) who posts on one of the FB groups I'm in. She's constantly fishing for compliments and sympathy. I keep meaning to find out how to use imgur and post using a throwaway when I'm not on my phone.

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CaloricDeficitOPVerified Shitlady•

Oh yeah, she gets nonstop compliments.

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greffedufois•

You should compliment her honesty. 😝

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Ham_Planet_H8Verified Shitlord•

"boo hoo, I'm so ugly 😞"

[ BITCH, YOU GUESSED IT!] (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRkQTqDWAM)

^Yous ^right

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MitchhhhhhHurter of feefees•

Maybe agree with her on FB, that's a conversation I'd like to see :)

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maschine01•

Who doesn't want a fat chick with acne?

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FlyinCarsVerified Shitlord•

Why the plaster? And of course hams have to fish for compliments, they'd never get any otherwise.

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shitlady-gamer•

It's letting the fupa out to breathe.

Wish it didn't.

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Yanrogue•

Ugly and trashy.

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Hamerica1•

That hair is so unique and quirky! I'm in love

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Hide your fucking gut, jesus. At least pretend to care about your appearance.

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blandboringusername•

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She's not "chubby", she's "obese". And given the fit of her clothing, she's gaining fast and well on her way to "morbidly obese".

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CopperCraniumGreat White North Shitlord•

Well it's better than her posting horrible MySpace selfies and claiming to be hot. At least she knows she's revolting, she just doesn't have the willpower to change.

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musclebabs_buffpantsI've got Anchor Arms. I'm no wimp. I'm a jerk!•

[She's taking a stand!] ( http://i.imgur.com/qmi89Cx)

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EmptyBagOfFucksVerified Shatlard•

Why in the world would anyone disagree?

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Pjup•

What the hell is up with fat chicks with camo clothing and piercings?

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GigerGirl•

Needs to learn to use face wash too. Greasy shite

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killer2015•

Why would she dress like that then? Change you hair, get some skin treatment, find bigger clothes that fit, and go to the gym....wtf.

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blasphemyisgood•

The second picture is the worst. Not only because she is a disgusting waste of human potential, also because she is wearing camouflage. Nobody outside of the armed forces (Except for the mentally challenged) wears camo clothing, it is the worst fashion trend EVER imo.

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IAMAMOOSEAMAtotes just jealous of your curves•

Well, hunters do. I get the practical purpose. It's ugly as shit, though, and I don't like it as everyday wear. I might wear a beekeeper suit when working with bees, but I don't wear it to class.

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