TaxiDriverJustice•

Wait a few years when one of their parents die's then throw a celebration party and invite them all.

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JesterMarcusOP•

I'm leaning miscarriage.

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MysteryBoxer•

"What's wrong? You can drink again! :D"

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something_python•

Nananananana! I made you drink your miscarriage!

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MysteryBoxer•

Your tears taste so sweet!

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judge_ticklefeather•

That's dark dude

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Not entirely accurate, but thought of this

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Kemeros•

That's one hell of a fuck you.

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deslot•

You told them to piss off? That's some impressive self control, OP.

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sethboy66•

Well, they were standing right on their graves and digging a whole around a person is hard work.

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Stinyo7•

A whole what?

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Rinaldi97•

A whole hole.

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reddit_crimson•

That's not funny, that's just rough. Hope you're holding up ok.

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JesterMarcusOP•

No worries, I'm good. Thanks though.

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nicodiumus•

If they did this at work, approach HR and seek a remedy. I am sure this will land them in hot water. It could be considered a hostile work environment situation.

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SeamonkeySlider•

approach HR and seek a remedy

Remember that despite what they might say, HR are not there to protect you, they are there to protect the company. They'll protect you if and only if it's in the company's interest to do so. If it's easier to get rid of you than them, they'll get rid of you.

If the matter is truly serious to you, lawyer up & don't rely on HR.

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nicodiumus•

Well, based on the situation, HR will jump in and do what is required to deal with this person to cover their liability. But I agree with you and know the purpose of HR.

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squidparty•

Do you work with a bunch of high schoolers or something? Who thinks that's even remotely appropriate?

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CaptionBot•

Captain Hindsight

  • IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO WALK AWAY ANGRILY TELLING YOU ALL TO PISS OFF...
  • YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE INVITED ME TO A PARTY CELEBRATING MY CANCELLED WEDDING AS AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE.
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bink_uk•

I'm guessing it was instigated by one particular person and that person is a complete dickbag?

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But is a joke dude, chill out. /s

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ThawtPolice•

BRO IT'S A PRANK

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i_hate_lawns•

Damn that would be heavy to handle.

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Coup_de_BOO•

Maybe they hate you in the first place? If that so you should change your workplace.

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paultheplumber•

Maybe they were throwing them a party to cheer them up.Who knows maybe the had planned a stripper coming in at the end of the party.

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JesterMarcusOP•

This is why I've always hated surprise parties. They've known for weeks I wasn't getting married. The last thing I want is to be reminded of it. I could say they also shouldn't act so rashly. How about waiting until the wedding has happened or to know things have calmed down a bit before planning?

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JesterMarcusOP•

Well i was supposed to get married last weekend, so yeah....

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